He thought 25 pop tarts would come out..

Why did the magician do matrix with cheese curds?...

To have his whey with it.

Why don't American coins have holes in them like Chinese coins?

We can't afford the skilled labor to make them.

How do you know a deck of cards can be magic?

By the appearance!

Why are magic wands round?

You can't get a square deal from a magician.

Why don't more magicians use turtles in their acts?

They find shell games too complex to learn.

How do magicians learn to let things go?

Because they do not know what "theings" mean.

Which magician always gets Dynamike's attention?

The one that gets his former gigs.

Why do so few magicians have an assistant?

Others can recognize an act that is already "Helpless".

How do ballet dancers differ from magicians?

The moves are meant to be seen!

Why do magicians borrow money they promise to return?

Because they set out to fool you.

Why don't magicians seek out ugly assistants?

Ugly is a relative term that just doesn't give a magician a break.

Where do they keep Unmagic wands?

In the US Department of Magic Prevention.

What move should magic shops teach to those who buy card droppers.

Fifty-two pickup!

Why don't magicians use teleprompters?

They use their own material.

What makes the French Drop?

It starts with self-deception.

Why aren't color changing silks invisible?

They're embarrased to be seen!

What does DC stand for as in Washington DC

Doubtful Characters

What would Clint Eastwood say if he were the magician forcing a card on a spectator?

Make my day. Let us get a pip from you.

Why did the magician only wear one shoe?

Because he had only one foot.

Why did people stop posting in this thread?