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Father Photius
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Because we were waiting for Dynamike to come back and dig it out.

What did the magician say to the warden?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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I am Houdini's great grandfather.

Why did the magician request 10 cups for the Cup and Balls?
Father Photius
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Because he was down in his cups.

Why did the magician's assistant come on stage completely naked?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Dynamike
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Because the magician took it one step too much in the costume change trick.

Why were Father Photius and Dynamike the only two posting in this thread anymore?
magicgeorge
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Because someone needs to tend the grave.

What's got four legs and isn't funny?
Dynamike
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A dog that was baptized and went to Heaven.

Why does Father Photius wear glasses?
Father Photius
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Because even he can't believe what he sees Dynamike do in his show.

Who dug up Magicgeorge?
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Dynamike
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The same FBI men who dug up Jim Hoffa.

Why does Father Photius wear a toupee.
Father Photius
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He does a quick hair color change in his act.

Why does Dynamike charge double for a Saturday show?
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Dynamike
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Because he brought his shadow to use as an assistant.

Why do magicians post on the Magic Café instead of practicing their tricks?
bigfoot
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Because they tired of listening to themselves so they go where no one is listening for a change.


Why do magicians handle thier wands in public so much?
Dynamike
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Because in private they are using the real thing.

Why is it that Dynamike never wants to get old?
bigfoot
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Cuz then he wouldn't be the freshest performer around.

Why are so many people apposed to playing these games on the Café?
Dynamike
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Because they are looking for a spouse on Facebook.

What's makes a magician lucky?
Father Photius
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When he finds enough money on the ground to call his parole officer.

How many magicians does it take to clean up Flint's water?
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Dynamike
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Infinity

What do magicians do when they are up late?
Father Photius
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Read old Dynamike posts.

why did the magician wear his assistant's underwear?
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Dynamike
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Because the Supreme Court gave him the authority.

When I look at Father Photius' avatar, why is he always smiling at me?
Father Photius
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Cause he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake. And he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!

Why did the magician throw away his lock picks?
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Dynamike
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Because he did not want to unlock his ex-wife.

What does Dynamike have that other magicians don't?
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