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They were to turned away for being on a federal NO Dine list.

What did all the turned away guests do next??
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What's Next, of course.

Why did Nani lock Mark in a freezer?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Mark was really steamed about how the act was going.

What did the magician find in the freezer??
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His check, nothing better then cold hard cash.

Why do magicians stay within 40 miles of their house?
Father Photius
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Because more than 40 miles is a serious walk home.

Why did the magician sell his tuxedo?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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..because the laundry couldn't get the
dove poo out of it..

Why did the magician perform 10 newspaper
tricks in a row? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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He couldn't afford 10 cell phones.

Why did the assistant show up late?
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She couldn't find dock 12..

Why did the magician perform zombie 3 times in a row? ...
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He couldn't afford a table.

Why did the magician vanish his money?
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Who ever heard of a magician with money?!

Why did the magician save all the boxes his tricks came in?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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So he could get top dollar at the swap meet.

Why did the magician refuse to perform in the park?
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Because he got tired of the sprinklers coming on in the middle of his act.

Why did the rabbit bite the magician?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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He was tired of getting pulled out of a musty hat..

Why is the magic shop closed on Sunday? ...
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Whats a magic shop?

What did the clown say to the magician?
Father Photius
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How come you have a red nose too?

Why did Nani hide in the closet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because being a magician is still not an acceptable form of employment in his family.

What did the magician say back to the clown?
jay leslie
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Why do you get higher billing then me?

Why does the magician use pencils instead of pens?
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He made a lot of mistakes on stage and needed to erase them.

Why did the magician squeeze his sponge balls?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Because Dynamike isn’t around to do it for him.

Why did the magician stop his act after the first half?
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Because the audience wanted a 24 hour intermission...

Why did he throw his torch through arm out? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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