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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts 
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He threw everything out, his back, his arm… everything.
Why did the magician buy dice with only 3 spots?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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They only had 3 sides..
Why was there a hole in the magician's cane? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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To hide his woofle dust in.
Why did the magician use only blue silks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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That was his Blue Material
Why did Father Photius write an easy straight line?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He was tired and lacking imagination
Why did the rabbit hide a snake in the magician's hat?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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The next trick was Snake Through Neck
Why did the magician start his show with the second half first?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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Because it was 6 hours shorter than the first half..
What did the magician find in his egg bag? ...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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The Rest of his lunch.
Why did the recent democratic and republican conventions hire some many magicians?? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Even a bad magician is better then broken promises.
Why did the magician remove the m!&&@& from his duck bucket?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because it was all "ducked up"
How did Jay Leslie escape from the election?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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He couldn't vote wearing a straight jacket..
Why was the magician scared to go on stage?...
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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There is no escape.....
Why is Trump orange? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Red Bridge cards seem orange when you wear rose colored glasses.
Why did the clown wear a strait jacket?
Jay Leslie
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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He was "BOUND" to be funny.
What did the thumb tip say to the magician? |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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You know where to put this.
Why did the magician plastic wrap all his props?
Jay Leslie
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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To preserve that FRESH MAGIC SMELL...
Why did the magician only perform for his dog? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he felt he needed a ruff audience.
Why did the magician eat his sponge balls?
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friend2cptsolo Elite user Spent all this time on the Cafe' and all I have to show for it is 445 Posts
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He working his way up to razor blades.
What did diamond cut silk say to regular silk? |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17443 Posts
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I'm always 50% off ..
What did the magician bumper sticker say? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Magicgeorge stated this.
What di the clown say when his nose fell off?
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