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He threw everything out, his back, his arm… everything.

Why did the magician buy dice with only 3 spots?
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They only had 3 sides..

Why was there a hole in the magician's cane? ...
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To hide his woofle dust in.

Why did the magician use only blue silks?
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That was his Blue Material

Why did Father Photius write an easy straight line?
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He was tired and lacking imagination

Why did the rabbit hide a snake in the magician's hat?
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The next trick was Snake Through Neck

Why did the magician start his show with the second half first?
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Because it was 6 hours shorter than the first half..

What did the magician find in his egg bag? ...
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The Rest of his lunch.

Why did the recent democratic and republican conventions hire some many magicians??
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Even a bad magician is better then broken promises.

Why did the magician remove the m!&&@& from his duck bucket?
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Because it was all "ducked up"

How did Jay Leslie escape from the election?
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He couldn't vote wearing a straight jacket..

Why was the magician scared to go on stage?...
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There is no escape.....

Why is Trump orange?
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Red Bridge cards seem orange when you wear rose colored glasses.

Why did the clown wear a strait jacket?
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He was "BOUND" to be funny.

What did the thumb tip say to the magician?
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You know where to put this.

Why did the magician plastic wrap all his props?
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To preserve that FRESH MAGIC SMELL...

Why did the magician only perform for his dog?
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Because he felt he needed a ruff audience.

Why did the magician eat his sponge balls?
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He working his way up to razor blades.

What did diamond cut silk say to regular silk?
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I'm always 50% off ..

What did the magician bumper sticker say? ...
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Magicgeorge stated this.

What di the clown say when his nose fell off?
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