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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts 
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I smell funny...
Why did the clown have 2 honkers? ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because the farmer left the geese unattended.
What was Elvis's greatest illusion?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Dove me Tender ..
Why did the magician have 50 assistants? ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Because he needed to carry an audience with him.
What did the magician say to the armadillo?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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If I grab your tail will your eyes fall out?
Because if someone grabbed my tail MY eyes would fall out ! Why did the magician perform illusions for 3 people ?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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The other 2 fell asleep...
What trick did the magician show Trump?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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How to make a hundred women appear to accuse you of sexual misconduct.
Why did the magician refuse to let Hillary select a card?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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He didn't have a crooked deck..
Why didn't the magician vote? ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He was a citizen and they wouldn't let him.
Why are magicians discriminated against when getting on welfare?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Burger flippers always have a hard time..
Why did the magician push his illusions off a cliff? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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It was easier then selling them
Why did the magician sell coloring books
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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He had to have some way to keep his audience entertained.
What happened when the magician fell into the shark tank?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Mark Cuban bit off his little finger..
Who did the magician vote for? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Neither, he made them all disappear.
When will Dante make another world tour?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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As soon as The Inferno makes it to No. 1 on the NY Times Best Seller List.
Why did the magician never wear socks?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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The Salvation Army never has his size..
Why won't the magician ever reveal his secrets?...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Since Youtube and wikipedia came out they don't know any secrets.
Why did the magician's assistant strip naked on stage?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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It's ok..He was all alone anyways..
What did the magician always have in his wallet? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9497 Posts
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Lighter fluid and a damp wick.
Why did the magician wear a blindfold?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17321 Posts
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Because he saw that trick before..
How did the magician lose a toe?...
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