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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
I smell funny...
Why did the clown have 2 honkers? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Because the farmer left the geese unattended.
What was Elvis's greatest illusion?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
Dove me Tender ..
Why did the magician have 50 assistants? ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Because he needed to carry an audience with him.
What did the magician say to the armadillo?
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
If I grab your tail will your eyes fall out?
Because if someone grabbed my tail MY eyes would fall out ! Why did the magician perform illusions for 3 people ?
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
The other 2 fell asleep...
What trick did the magician show Trump?...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
How to make a hundred women appear to accuse you of sexual misconduct.
Why did the magician refuse to let Hillary select a card?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
He didn't have a crooked deck..
Why didn't the magician vote? ...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
He was a citizen and they wouldn't let him.
Why are magicians discriminated against when getting on welfare?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
Burger flippers always have a hard time..
Why did the magician push his illusions off a cliff? ...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
It was easier then selling them
Why did the magician sell coloring books
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
He had to have some way to keep his audience entertained.
What happened when the magician fell into the shark tank?
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
Mark Cuban bit off his little finger..
Who did the magician vote for? ...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Neither, he made them all disappear.
When will Dante make another world tour?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
As soon as The Inferno makes it to No. 1 on the NY Times Best Seller List.
Why did the magician never wear socks?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
The Salvation Army never has his size..
Why won't the magician ever reveal his secrets?...
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Father Photius![]() Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts ![]() |
Since Youtube and wikipedia came out they don't know any secrets.
Why did the magician's assistant strip naked on stage?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
It's ok..He was all alone anyways..
What did the magician always have in his wallet? ...
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jay leslie![]() V.I.P. Southern California 9503 Posts ![]() |
Lighter fluid and a damp wick.
Why did the magician wear a blindfold?
Jay Leslie
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joseph![]() Eternal Order Please ignore my 17494 Posts ![]() |
Because he saw that trick before..
How did the magician lose a toe?...
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