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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts 
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She didn't like the magicians rumble seat..
Why did the magician chew bubble gum?...
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1008 Posts
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Cause it was better than "blowing bubbles"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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Do you know any tricks with fire? ..
What's worse than wet flash paper? ...
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1008 Posts
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A dry wife.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He was stuck inside a giant phantom tube.
Why did the flash paper not light?
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1008 Posts
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The bulb burned out
Trees, tress where are the trees? |
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Wravyn Inner circle 3673 Posts
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They deciduous to leaf
Why did the candle wax |
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Woodini New user 36 Posts
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Because it was not waning.
How tall do you weigh? |
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Dollarbill Inner circle Colorado 1008 Posts
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Who pays a dollar three ninety eight? |
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Wravyn Inner circle 3673 Posts
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Tax payers
Why was the answer 42 |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Because the famous TV Magician asked 400 people to think of a number between one and a hundred and he said "42" to all of them but only two of them acted amazed (because they thought he actually guessed correctly) so he took the one with the best visual response and used that footage for his big TV special but the second volunteer really didn't want to sign a release form anyway so in reality, he was stuck using the first volunteer, How The Other 398 People Didn't Post A Comment About How Lame The Trick Was Is The Real Mystery.
Am I right or am I right? Why did the magician use flower-darts when he played darts at the local bar
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It was a seedy bar..
Why did the magician bury his zombie? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He was hoping for a good crop of clothes hangers
Why did the magician say “I have an empty box”?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The box was his tip jar ..
Why did the magician turn down a gig in Vegas? ...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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No one filled his tip jar.
Why did the assistant buy a second rabbit?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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The first one vanished from his tip jar..
How did the magician use his extra rope?...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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He made a East Indian Rope Trick using a tip jar.
What isn't it the North Indian Rope Trick?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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It isn't in the union..
Why didn't the magician use a confederate?...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9500 Posts
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Because the man hated being called a stooge.
Why did the magician tell everyone to leave their cell phone on, during the show?
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17444 Posts
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None of the 3 people had a phone..
Why did the magician refuse to do street magic under a tent?...
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