That French clothier Jay Cee Pennya.

Why do puppets live in suitcases?

They are waiting for a better "sellers" market.

Why do lawyers carry brief cases?

They need someplace to carry the "How to s**** everyone" manual, cause they cannot leave it laying around.

Do they call it a brief case because they carry underware in it?

Under where?

What do you call a gagtagger who puts the punchline in the question?

Leading the witness.

What do you do when the Witness Witness rings your door bell?

Answer the door.

What is the first thing I should say?

Why oh why did I wake up this morning.

What is the last thing you should have said?

Tell me about Jehovah...you'll be there all day, and they will keep on coming back until you get a restraining order.

What other line that should not be crossed should we now cross?

What free Movie channels and all sports channels and George will get thee bill??

What a magician should never say to a cop after getting pulled over?

Would you like to see my gimmicks?

What would be the best thing the cop would say back?

I have my own...they are called handcuffs!

What is the worst pick up line a magician can use?

Hello beautiful, how's tricks?

What would be the best line?

Wanna handle my wand?

Now, suppose it's a female magician, what would be her best line?

(Aside: I think you've probably got the worst line and the best line the wrong way around)

Is that a wand in your pocket or .......

What's black at the top, pink in the middle and doesn't like mentalists?

Max Maven sunbathing at the beach. =)

What is black and white and old and hates magicians?

A penguin loaded into a dove pan...

Of what do penguins dream?

A Tuxedo that they could take off.

What was the magician assistant's nightmare?

Being cut in half and then left on stage in two pieces when everyone else went home.

WHich half would you rather have, the half that dances, or the one that eats?

The half that dances. This way it is dinner theater. I get to eat dinner and she dances. =)

what do you do if you start the show and as the curtains open your pants rip and you are wearing tighty whities?

You say that your show will be very "brief".

What do you do when your spectator doesn't remember their card?