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Beat them senseless with a Harry Lorayne book or tell them that it doesn't matter because you don't remember the trick!

Can you name a popular military sleight?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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The Ney Palm. (Smells good in the morning)

What do you call a chicken that works in the military?
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A. Dinner
B. Colonel (I say Sanders that is)

(aside...the split pants actually happened to me. I had to rework all my blocking to always face the audience. I felt like I was an expanded coin shell.)

What did the coin say to the chicken?
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I don't see how you are gonna palm me.


What did the chicken say to the coin?
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Buck, buck, buck.

What do you do with a green chicken?
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Hide it on a pool table.

What else is on the pool table?
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A green cow, a green aardvark and a purple frog . He just wanted to fit in.

What did one card say to the other?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,

The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again


- 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940)
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When you talk you're just a pip-squeak.

What did one skunk say to the other in church?
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Boy and we thought we stunk.

What is the one magic trick you should never attempt while driving?
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Strait-Jacket Escape.

What trick should you never do for kids?
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The "Let's see how much sugar we can feed you" trick of mystery.

What is the one trick you wish you sometimes could put on the adults at the kid's party?
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The "Let's have them pay in advance and with a big tip" trick.

What is green, has six legs, and if it falls upon you from a palm tree will kill you?
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1.5 seasick elephants.

Why can't you make love on a snooker table?
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Because when they rack the balls. It REALLY HURTS! (sorry I had to say it)

What are the top 2 worst names you can call yourself as a kid show performer?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3N212x655A

How do you know if a clown is in your fridge?
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The food tastes funny...

Why did the little boy put his doggie in the freezer?
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Because he doesn't like HOT dogs

what do you do when you drop you prop during a show?
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Yell "TADDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" at the top of your lungs.

Why did the lamp-shade cross the road?
The rules of a sleight of hand artist, Are three, and all others are vain,

The 1st & the 2nd are practice... And the 3rd one is practice again


- 'Magic of the Hands', Edward Victor (1940)
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It was the shady side of the street.

Why did the light bulb cross the street?
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To change it's point of view.

What magician would make a good President's Assistant..er vice president...?
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