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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts 
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Cris Angel, because he doesn't really do anything original.
Why would a magician wear a red coat?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because he wants to be cool, suave, sexy and a really awesome magician just like ME!!!!
What was Lance Burtons first failed act before he came up with his FISM act?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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An early version of Mac King's cloak of invisibility.
Why does Kyle have 4 balls?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because having 5 would just be too weird. I mean ewwwwww lol
What is another use for Photius' collar?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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It is great for spreading peanut butter on crackers.
Why were Mark Wilson's hands worth 50,000 dollars?
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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That's what Nani's dad offered to pay him to keep them off her.
What would you get if you mixed Peanuts (featuring Charlie Brown) with toilet paper?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Instead of Snoopy you would obviosuly get Poopy instead.
Why does Photius have 25 cent hands?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because he is a two bit magician.
What is the real reason Kyle's wife won't get on the chair suspension?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8834 Posts
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It would Keller.
Why?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Because she knows that he has a secret love for Nani and plans to do her in on it.
What does Kyle float besides kids on a chair suspension?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Oh this should be good
::sits back with pocorn and drink and watches people chime in:; hehehe
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8834 Posts
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Ice cream that is (Ice cream Float)
What happens when Nigel sits back to far?(or long?)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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He falls off Harris's lap
Why is Nigel the smartest one in the act?
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15111 Posts
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Because every good puppet has to have a dummy. =)
What makes Photius LOOK smart when in reality he is as dumb as a board? (sorry just getting you back hehehe)
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1182 Posts
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Photoshop.
What was Charlton Heston's favorite magic trick?
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8834 Posts
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Bullet catching...or the Cane/Staff to Snake....
How do I take these dinners off my Income Tax...(old joke see if you can come up with something besides..10 laps around the block..)
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-04-08 02:33, jocdoc wrote: (That's photiusshop!) In answer to Harris: A combination of windex, ink remover, and Simple Green should take them off of ur income tax nicely. Why would Hillary Clinton be a bad magician?
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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The only thing she can make people believe is she doen't know what the word TRUTH is.
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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Ooops almost forgot....
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17158 Posts
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"Well I enjoy my cigar too, but I take it out once in a while."
What was the biggest trick Gypsy Rose Lee every pulled off on stage?
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