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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts 
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Howard Huges
How does Photius know so much about Gypsy Rose Lee? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Because he is one of the few old enough on the board to even remember her.
What do Max Mavin and Kyle have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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We both have receeding hairlines, black hair, look evil and this uncanny ability to always see grey elephants in Denmark.
What do you get if you cross Photius with an electric shaver?
Kyle Peron
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Enough to stuff a pillow.
Why should you wrap a hamster in duct tape? |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Hang it from the wall, invite your Mexican friends over and say your having a Pianata party. Works amazingly well. =)
What are the top 3 uses of duct tape that ONLY a magician would ever think up?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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1) Taping Kyle shut 2) taping Kyle in a box addressed to Timbuktu 3)holding Kyle's shorts up. (you make it too easy , Kyle)
What are three uses for Photius's old props?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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1. A silk to stuff in Kyle's mouth
2. Chains and lock to bind him up 3. Thumb tip to ditch the key to the lock... [Hey, anyone that thinks up a hamster pinata deserves this!] Alright, turnabout is fair play. What are 3 uses for Kyle's old props?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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For me to go out on my own, said Nigel the puppet that rocks and talks.
Do those red suits come in smaller sizes?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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They don't get any smaller than Kyle.
What do Kyle's good looks and photius's lack of talent have in common?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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ERIC Inner circle New Jersey 1188 Posts
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They are both here and entertain us all...
What will Kyle do withouit all of his props that are now in the hands of Nigel? |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A lot better.
Why is Nigel so much smarter and better looking that Photius?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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(common guys, that ought to be an easy one)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Because Nigel knows who the real dummy is. hehehe
Why is everyone obsessed with me?
Kyle Peron
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jocdoc Inner circle Carlsbad, CA 1183 Posts
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Because obsession is 9/10's of the law.
Did you hear about the long arm of the law?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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No, it never reached me.
Who shot the sheriff? |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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A one armed man.
Someone who could get in those long arms. I did, but not the deputy. His nurse His bartender Her Photographer ______ Who shot the deputy?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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He did as he could not stand the bad joke. =)
Who shot the magician?
Kyle Peron
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8820 Posts
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Ask Brett Daniels.
Why do some magicians take a shot, or way too many before shows?
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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It makes us immune to hecklers and screaming 4 year olds. =)
Where does Nigel go to get his hair done?
Kyle Peron
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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The Rug Doctor.
What do you call a magician with 3 legs? |
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