Rudy Coby lol

What was Kyle's second choice for cool outfits before he went with the red jacket?

The really cool leisure suit before the moths regurgitated?

What did Tom substitute for a wooden egg in his last mesh egg bag routine"

Beats me...

Did you hear about the presidential candidate with a wooden leg?

Yeah. They said he didn't have a leg to stand on.

what was the first symbol of magic before the rabbit and top hat?

A little devil sitting on my shoulder.

What's the best way to keep the production animal quiet and still before the production? (Please be kind)

Note: I'll be in three words, if you want me.

continue

Give the poor guy a Tv to watch and set it on Animal Planet. =)

What was Larry's first failed hobby before he decided to do magic?

Stamp collecting - I was a complete failure at it.

Why is Kyle always so chipper?

Because all wooden headed dummies fit easily into a chipper.

(Oh how I've waited for that one!)

Why is watching Photius's act worse than having teeth pulled with no anesthesia?

Because with the teeth - at least you've seem something.

What do you call a "bobblehead" magician?

Kyle

What is the worst surprise a magician can find when he opens his box?

That Photius has been sleeping in it and calling it HOME.

What will the first thing that will happen if Kyle ever meets Photius in person?

Kyle has met photius in person at SAM in Dallas, but should hit happen again there is not doubt that Kyle will fall to the floor and make with great salams before his idol, Photius.

What is the last thing a magician wants to step in?

Photius' shoes PPPP UUUUUU hehehe

What would happen if everyone on this thread met together at the combined convention at the same time?

Howard Cosell would rise from the dead and announce " And that Ladies and Gentlemen is one of the greatest displays of total chaos in pugalistic mayhem to ever be visited upon an unsuspecting public"

How many dinners does photius owe Kyle?

WAY too many to count on fingers and toes. =)

Is Photius going to the combined convention so that hecan buy Kyle dinner?

Photius is not going to combined convention because GOAA clergy laity is the week before and he can't be gone that long, but come on down to El Paso and we got plenty of frijoles for ya to eat Kyle.

What is the real story about how Photius made Kyle smarter?

Photius and Kyle were riding in this pickup together and there was this sack between them. Kyle asks photius: "What's in the sack?" Photius says "Them is smart pills." Kyle asks: "Do they make you smarter?" Photius replied: "Try some and see." So Kyle starts to munch a few of them and photius says: "feel any smarter yet?" and Kyle says "nope". So Kyle eats some more, and he eats some more, and then some more. After about a half an hour of eating them he says to Photius " You know, Photius, if I didn't know better I'd say these here smart pills was really rabbit dung pellets." And Photius says "See, Kyle, now you are a little bit smarter"

Why is Photius's IQ like the square root of a negative number?

Because he sets up his own bad jokes

Why is Kyle so sad he will not see Photius at the convention?

Because he has saved a lot of gasoline and tar for the occassion.

Why will Kyle be lost behind stage at the combined convention?