Trying to save money by picking up others used snow storms

What would Photius do without Kyle to pick on?

Be terribly bored just picking on myself.

Why did the magician's snow storm illusion not work during the mid winter performance?

It turned to a icestorm in China and just was not as impressive.

what is a magician's favorite sport

Deep ocean free style swimming, because most of us are in way over our heads anyway.

What is another use in magic for the toilet bowl float besides as a zombie ball?

Really dorky magicwand that smells bad

why should weall be worried about Photius?

Becasue everybody else is worried about him and have been for a loooonnnngggg time.

What's the difference between Photius and the Great Blackstone?

There's a difference!!?? lol

What is the difference between Kyle and Leonardo Da Vinci?

One is a brilliant Genius and artist and the other is some guy remembered for a painting called the moaning luigi.

How many magicians does it take to do the miser's dream?

1 to hold the bucket and 99 to realize none of them have any money.

What would Kyle's profession be if he did not do magic?

Same thing it is now, street beggar.

What do you get when you combine Kyle's personality, Photius's brain, and Doug's intrinsic evil together?

A hell of a mess!

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a horse?

Just one Pychiatrist to admit Doug into the nice padded room with that really comfortable jacket.

How long can anyone stare at the dancing bananas before losing their mind?

Not very long if it was never there in the first place! (To those who want to drive me crazy, I inform them that with me it's no drive, but just a short putt.)

Where does a buffalo go when the chips are down?

To the store to buy more toilet paper.

What is another good use for this entire thread?

To "sew up" our ability to come up with crazy jokes and gag lines!

Where do baby rats go after school is out?

They drive home in their rat traps.

Of those going to Louisville - where are we all gonna meet?

Is there meat in Louisville? Is there balm in Gilead?

What becomes of a man after 24 hours seven days a week watching the "boob" tube?

He grows a tit-shaped cataract on his eye.

What did the magician Say when he pulled a dead dove from his dove pan?

Anyone for tennis?

Why did the penguin cross the road in his pajamas?

To get to the other side, and it was too early for his tux.

What did the rabbit say when pulled from the hat?