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magic4u02
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Well it is about time geesh!

What will Larry say when he meets Kyle in Louisville in July?
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Eeeeewwwwwwwwwww!

What will Kyle say when he realizes that everyone in Louisville has chained him to the toilet?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Whoosh (flush sound).

What will Photius say at his next show?
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Phire the Photon torpedoes at the phunny looking rabbit wearing a red suit!

How does one know if he/she is a Trekkie magician?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
magic4u02
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Every helper leaves the stage with him going, "live long and prosper."

Why will everyone chain me to a toilet?
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Because you resemble the Tidy Bowl man and you leave everybody with a flushed feeling.

Why will you enjoy it?
Life is an improv. The game goes on...
Father Photius
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You look at that avatar and ask a question like that?

Why does Kyle wear his red jacket when it comes back from the flush?
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ERIC
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It is actually a life preserver.

What happens to his boat?
Father Photius
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It goes down the tidy bowl when it flushes.

Why does Kyle use a toilet bowl in his vanishing illusion?
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ERIC
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Because there is no wall to hang a urnal on

Why is Kyle always the brunt of our gags?
Father Photius
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Because he makes his brunt the old fashioned way, he earns it.

What does a magician have that a skullery maid doesn't?
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jocdoc
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Lots of bent silverware. [Thank you, Google!]

Where does Photius come up with these obscure words?
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ERIC
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Bill O'Riley

What else does he watch on TV?
Father Photius
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Nothing, he never has time.

Why is a magician up a tree worse than being up a creek without a paddle?
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Because the paddle move doesn't help when you're up a tree.

How can you tell when your break-away wand needs replacing?
"Don't run with those..."
Father Photius
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When you have to pick it up like a game of 52 card pickup.

What did the magician's rabbit say when he was removed from the hat by the tail instead of the ears?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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"Well, folks, that's the end!"

where does a gay hot dog go for summer vacation?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
magic4u02
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To Richard Simmon's video shoot. So he can Relish in all the glory and Ketchup with old friends.

Why is anyone who gets hit in the crotch just really funny to watch?
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Father Photius
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Because he looks like Kyle dancing the Macarena.

What kind of magic is it when you vanish the audience instead of the assistant?
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magic4u02
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A darn good trick provided you just started the show and alreayd have their money. hehehe

What is the mafias favorite magic trick?
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