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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Saw Jeff's 'Dead Terrorist' bit on youtube which inspired the following bit of dialog using other than a skeleton puppet.
Vent/Puppeteer: Higley Figure: Larry (Blond College Professor look with big glasses) H: So Larry...I don't get it. You are a terrorist? L: That's me. Ba Boom! Blow your ass up in a flat second. H: But...you don't look Muslim... L: I'm not you moron...I'm a plumber! Who writes your freakin' profiles? G Gordon Liddy? H: You don't look like a Plumber... L: Good grief...my butt crack normally gives it away...but wait...that annoying wedgy (looks around behind him) is your arm aint it...never mind. H: But... L: Exactly. So by your standards you can profile a terrorist by looking for the butt crack and snagging a Plumber...unless he has you for a wedgy... H: Are you saying all Plumbers are terrorists? L: Not all Plumbers are terrorists genius...and not all terrorists are Plumbers. (aside) So nobody should be offended by this bit depending on which they identify with... H: I don't get it... L: Your not supposed to...just when you think you have...BA BOOM! H: What exactly is it you do? L: Shmuck...I blow sh*t up... H: Your a suicide bomber? L: Good grief...do I look like I blew myself up? That's another guys act... H: So I repeat what is it you do... L: I told you...I blow sh*t up! Ba Boom! I didn't say I was a good Plumber!
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adam christopher Veteran user 316 Posts |
Too funny Doug, I'll make sure that Jeff sees this tonight or Saturday! LOLOLOLOL
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