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Doug Higley
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Ricker: "I don't think they sing." " but a clam does have kidneys, a heart, a mouth, and an anus."

Wow...a mouth to sing with and an anus for the background 'music'...sadder than I thought! It's the saddest thing ever of all the evers ever!

la la la la la la...arggfmphnorf!
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If they didn't kill it they wouldn't of know how old it is...damn clam should of learnt to speak English. It was probably shouting I'm 407 in Icelandish, but British being British ignore gobbledygook unless its English gobbledygook.
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The worlds my clam.
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Claaaaaaaaaam
I'm the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless, sounds a little preposterous, spewing from my esophagus.
But, my ryhmes are so potent that during this small segment, I've made all the women in the last three threads pregnant.
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Hastings is bored again.
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Fauna get out of this thread with your clammy hands.

rofl. psml.
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And down there where they found it, under a few inches of mud it's neighbors are probably saying:

"told you junior was taking risks up there... "
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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After writing that heartfelt story the author had clams for lunch.

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Tim
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I hate clams, with their superior self important attitude. It's like: Dude! your meat in a bowl of bone china, you're not that great. They don't listen.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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They don't have ears Josh.
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Well, isn't that just the perfect cover!
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Quote:
On 2007-11-02 13:13, mrbilldentertainer wrote:
They don't have ears Josh.


So they have tongues but won't listen? Sounds like some Café members. LOL

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Tim
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Finger, you mean fingers.

We can't be sure who has tongues, although it might be a good question to ask.
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