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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts 
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Ricker: "I don't think they sing." " but a clam does have kidneys, a heart, a mouth, and an anus."
Wow...a mouth to sing with and an anus for the background 'music'...sadder than I thought! It's the saddest thing ever of all the evers ever! la la la la la la...arggfmphnorf!
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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If they didn't kill it they wouldn't of know how old it is...damn clam should of learnt to speak English. It was probably shouting I'm 407 in Icelandish, but British being British ignore gobbledygook unless its English gobbledygook.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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The worlds my clam.
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Fauna Gob New user 27 Posts
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Claaaaaaaaaam
I'm the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless, sounds a little preposterous, spewing from my esophagus.
But, my ryhmes are so potent that during this small segment, I've made all the women in the last three threads pregnant. |
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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts
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Hastings is bored again.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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Fauna get out of this thread with your clammy hands.
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27123 Posts
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And down there where they found it, under a few inches of mud it's neighbors are probably saying:
"told you junior was taking risks up there... "
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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The Drake Inner circle 2274 Posts
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After writing that heartfelt story the author had clams for lunch.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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I hate clams, with their superior self important attitude. It's like: Dude! your meat in a bowl of bone china, you're not that great. They don't listen.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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They don't have ears Josh.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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Well, isn't that just the perfect cover!
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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The Drake Inner circle 2274 Posts
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Quote:
On 2007-11-02 13:13, mrbilldentertainer wrote: So they have tongues but won't listen? Sounds like some Café members. LOL Best, Tim |
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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Finger, you mean fingers.
We can't be sure who has tongues, although it might be a good question to ask.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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