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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts 
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Silver linings forms the future, so I've been told.
The only silver lining I've seen is in the suit my father handed me down. Then a button fell off and the nuisance of trying to sew it back on..it was a bit like watching a one armed person try to peel a banana. What I'm trying to say Is, what frustrates you? Some times there's things I can't do over and over again I try, and I don't get any further and I get a big headache and I cry a little inside my head, and salty water streams out of my nose. I guess we have to jump over hurdles that are higher than our faces otherwise we'd get so complacent where we are that a simple menial task that we can't do puts us back in our place, and makes us work hard; for a change. I just can't get this jam jar lid off...any advice? |
Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts
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Steep it in hot water.
Get a butter knife and let a bit of air in the side....no of the jar you fool! |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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I smashed it...I've got a spare lid now. And I felt like jesus for a minute then I stabbed myself, the lid didn't come off but blood came pouring out of my side not wine like him.
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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts
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Are you sure that 'blue' is not from severe Oxygen deprivation?
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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I do live on the moon...so maybe....
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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By "jam jar" did you mean the essence of our last day's fellings? That we are stuck within them like a fossil? Removed from being but left in hardened caves?
If so I can't help.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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Something like that puppet man.
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Fauna Gob New user 27 Posts
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I think, to tackle lifes jam jars, you need to confront your inner jam jar, remove your inner lid, let the jam pour forth out of every orifice, only then you can tackle your problem, covered in sticky body jam.
Fauna
I'm the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless, sounds a little preposterous, spewing from my esophagus.
But, my ryhmes are so potent that during this small segment, I've made all the women in the last three threads pregnant. |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it? Bloody Steve!! |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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I KNEW THAT YOU'D END UP WRITING HAIKU!
I've got a kind of antenna for this stuff. I like Haiku. Jeff |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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I like Jeff.
Jeff |
Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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I hate your jar of dirt. Filthy boy get back under the rug.
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evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts
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http://tinywords.com/
Daily tiny words deliver to you.
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
My favorite part is putting the gaffs in the spectators hands...it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside! - Bob Kohler |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2112 Posts
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Mr smiles
smiles for you because he knows something you don't know -Matt Colman |
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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