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Silver linings forms the future, so I've been told.

The only silver lining I've seen is in the suit my father handed me down. Then a button fell off and the nuisance of trying to sew it back on..it was a bit like watching a one armed person try to peel a banana.

What I'm trying to say Is, what frustrates you? Some times there's things I can't do over and over again I try, and I don't get any further and I get a big headache and I cry a little inside my head, and salty water streams out of my nose.

I guess we have to jump over hurdles that are higher than our faces otherwise we'd get so complacent where we are that a simple menial task that we can't do puts us back in our place, and makes us work hard; for a change.

I just can't get this jam jar lid off...any advice?
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Steep it in hot water.

Get a butter knife and let a bit of air in the side....no of the jar you fool!
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I smashed it...I've got a spare lid now. And I felt like jesus for a minute then I stabbed myself, the lid didn't come off but blood came pouring out of my side not wine like him.
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Are you sure that 'blue' is not from severe Oxygen deprivation?
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I do live on the moon...so maybe....
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By "jam jar" did you mean the essence of our last day's fellings? That we are stuck within them like a fossil? Removed from being but left in hardened caves?

If so I can't help.
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Something like that puppet man.
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I think, to tackle lifes jam jars, you need to confront your inner jam jar, remove your inner lid, let the jam pour forth out of every orifice, only then you can tackle your problem, covered in sticky body jam.

Fauna
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But, my ryhmes are so potent that during this small segment, I've made all the women in the last three threads pregnant.
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Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!
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I KNEW THAT YOU'D END UP WRITING HAIKU!

I've got a kind of antenna for this stuff.

I like Haiku.

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I like Jeff.

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Speaking of jars...

I've got a jar of dirt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRcj6CAhe7s
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I hate your jar of dirt. Filthy boy get back under the rug.
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