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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts 
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There is a sign outside of my township building announcing a turkey shoot. Just what happens at a turkey shoot? Do they shoot farm raised turkeys that are unable to run, fly, or walk away?
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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It's the day Turkeys get to fight back. So to answer your question "what's a turkey shoot?" Men.
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts
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It's usually just a trap or skeet shooting contest where they give away a frozen turkey.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts
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Mr. Bill
I'm no turkey expert but those holiday dinner turkeys are so top heave they can bearly stand up.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts
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Vandy is correct. In Georgia the targets looked like turkeys and often were held up by idiots behind hay stacks. Who ever wins gets a frozen turkey.
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The Drake Inner circle 2274 Posts
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Doug Higley V.I.P. Here and There 7173 Posts
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The term Turkey Shoot came about before the competitions as described above.
Turkeys are notoriously EASY to hunt and shoot. During a battle (between humans) if one side had an easy go of it to mow down the enemy it was considered a 'Turkey Shoot'.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11047 Posts
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Well Tim
I don't own a gun, but if a turkey shoot is cool with Sgt. York (Gary Cooper) it is cool with me too. GOBBLE GOBBLE
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts
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In clay shoot, you get a pigeons - in clay.
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts
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Sgt. York was a good dude. I read an article on him in National Geographic and he used money he earned as a speaker to build a school and museum etc up where he came from. They had to drag the components up by mule so he paid for a road too. For those who have not read about him he was one of the greatest hero in WW1 and he was a peaceful man. Another interesting guy is that Audy Murphy, he was motivated by pure anger though....
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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Wow, no one here has hunted wild turkey (Not the delicious drink you ***s).
Let me drop the 411 (Vernacular): Go hunting deer in turkey country when it's not turkey season... Turkeys will scare the **** out of you pretending to be a flock of giant mutant quail and land 30 yards ahead of you and laugh. More of a turkey laugh.... Go hunt wild turkey (Again, ***). you will not see or hear anything. There is always one or two retarded turkey, but we're talking a majority (Bastards.... sorry, I mean ***s). So the next time you go disparaging the difficulty in murdering our wonderful National Turkey, ask yourself why Turkey hunters buy these? But don't get scared, cause it's safe.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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That is not is a turkey.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts
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Pal of mine lived out in the sticks and was going to go turkey hunting in an area with lots of 'em. He walked out his door, one was at the end of his pateo, he shot it, and that was it for the hunt.
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Josh Riel Inner circle of hell 1999 Posts
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Like I said, retarded turkeys, probably inbred like all the folk out there in the sticks.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5845 Posts
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Yeah, but those extra drum sticks come in handy.
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Bill Nuvo Inner circle 3094 Posts or 2747 Posts
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cardone Special user 855 Posts
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I hunt spring Turkey ... wild turkey is a turkey .....the ones they sell at the grocery store...... I don't know what they are ...... chemical mutants ? I wonder how many hunters are on the Café ?
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