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Payne those animals were delicious and/or unnescary. Also they made the decision to be Pacifistic. If they just invented, and used, guns first, they wouldn't have this problem

Also they could easily have moved into the wildlife sanctuary where we keep the mountain lions and lived happily ever after.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Did you notice how many on the list were from Hawaii? If I remember my Hawaiian history, some 80 or 90 percent of the people died from common diseases when the Europeans showed up. There probably was no malice involved.

On the other hand, I don't think we ought to kill bears. Just these poor lassies:

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Did I just say we should eat Lassie?
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What kind of hide do they use to bind Bibles, anyway?
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Pee pee hat!
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I accept. Make me one.
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A pee pee hat is a potty hat right?

I thought you'd look dashing in the fairy princess model...but it's come out a little rude.

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Ah! so that's a pee pee hat...

Thank you Matt, its something that has been bothering me for months.

Corona.

p.s.

I hear they have banned red hair at the Chinese Olympics.
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For the grossly uninformed...A Pee Pee hat has nothing to do with actual Hats. A Pee Pee is an attitude, a way of being that is imposed upon an adversary by the inarticulate who find it difficult to come up with a proper name calling.

It was in Disneland and the two kids were calling each other names and I think it was "Doody Face" that put the one kid at a los for words...so he said "Yeah..well you're a PEE PEE HAT!"

Matt...Corona has sent me money in the past so has earned the spot of 'customer' and a temporary right to attempt a silly communication ploy by calling me names.

YOU on the other hand have not so it is per the 'Guide' that you toss your absurd inabilities at photo shop elsewhere...such as Magic Santa.
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I just assumed that a pee pee hat was a contraceptive device.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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The kid may have been more sophisticated than I thought...maybe he was from Edmonton.

John why are there red flowers in your 'hair'?
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Customer or no customer, my peril is free for all!

How much cash do you want to insult you for a month?
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You misunderstand...Corona didn't buy the opportunity to insult...by being a customer he also obtained the the benefit of the doubt and delay before I erased him. No one has the right to disrespect other members, regardless of the familiarity breeding a feeling that one could.

having said that how much you got?
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$10 and a box of oreos?

(look Corona, I'm haggling NY Stylee!)
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I'll give you $12 and an Oreo Ice Cream.

Bite me Matt! Smile

Fauna
I'm the hiphopapotamus, my rhymes are bottomless, sounds a little preposterous, spewing from my esophagus.
But, my ryhmes are so potent that during this small segment, I've made all the women in the last three threads pregnant.
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The red flowers are symbolic of something very private, involving neither pee pees nor hats.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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