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stoneunhinged
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I like it. But then, I'm an alcoholic.

I would take out the drum solo, however, and replace it with bagpipes.
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On 2007-11-16 06:52, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
I've refined it:

I'm getting married to my dog
And I don't mean maybe
What's cuter than puppies
with the faces of a babies?

5 minute drum solo

The puppies were born
It's out of control, man
they all look just like
that magician Matt Colman


Wow. Talk about making a silk purse...

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Okay you guys, shucks, you've won me over, I'm sure we can cobble something together from your collective efforts...

I'll get right on it.

Any more?

Corona.
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I'm the father to many dogs.
Chrystal
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I'm getting married to my dog
He's healthier than many men I've met
No need for expensive doctor bills
I only need to take him to the vet.

......
I need to think about the rest and will post again
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Brilliant!!!

We look forward with bated breath for the next instalment.

Everyone else take note, this is a song!
MagicSanta
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Chrystal got married to a dog
You can see the nuptials on you tube
They are off to honeymoon in a bog
After her car gets and oil change and lube

Chorus
Yes Chrystal is married to a dog
So much better than a hippy from the netherlands
The folks at PETA gave her the nod
But still the folk at home don't understand
Chrystal
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Good job MagicSanta!

Here's my continuing version

I got married to my dog
Taught him how to stay,sit and beg
No different from men around the world
Except my dog pees lifting his leg.


Yes, a dog you see is no different than a man
They roll over,drool and howl just the same
We woman have always known this to be true
men are dogs, we've heard people claim.

Chorus

Meooowwww, that's right you see...all men are dogs
Woman around the world will exclaim
We all know this to be true
Men and dogs are really just the same.

Repeat chorus

Wonder if the Pussycat dolls would be interested in this song? :O)
Corona Smith
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We are just waiting for one last verse from Josh S.

Then the song will be complete.
Josh the Superfluous
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I PM'd the last verse. It would stay up here as long as a post regarding Jesus' assessment of the Bush administration.
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Or vice versa.

Posted: Nov 18, 2007 9:42am
Ok, all I have to do now is teach myself to play a musical instrument, hold on.
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Just get a metal band to back you up. It will free your hands to do "Snowstorm in China".
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