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My friend today really made me think about which path to choose today. We stopped in the middle of the road as a car was coming. Life seemed to precious before, but not on the road. Seconds away from death...a monkey came out of tree.
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Pt 2.

Do you have a secret?

I do.

Shall We share?...I'll tell mine first.

just incase yours is rubbish.

I'll change my secret for one that isn't any good.

I'll probably just make it up.

I'm not a good friend.

Always taking a step back...admiring...taking notes.

Then I'll steal your thunder.

I'm not a good friend.
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Pt 3.

What raises your mouth in the corners and opens it up?

What is this sound that you deafen my ears with...a repetitive joyful noise.

Strange...not seen this before.

Back to glum.
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I've met your friend. He's very nice. He lives in a bottle and tastes of apples.
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Aha. Mr Magners is all our friends George...
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You need to make sure a window is cracked open before starting up that old coal fired heater of yours.
You seem to be suffering from oxygen deprivation
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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Thanks for the worrying Payne. I am a bit warm come to think about it.
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Tap Tap. Is thing on?
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Matt you have soul mate in the Colonies in Hastings. You should share money.
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Cool, how much they gonna give me?
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