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Corona Smith
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Pies are savoury, notice the U.

Cakes are sweet.

Just in case you are confused about the matter.

Corona.
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Let's go back about 400 years or so.

The Brits were sticking all sorts of scary stuff into pies: kidneys and lungs and livers and eyes and ***es and whatever.

The colonists in America were short of ***es and stuff, but there were apples and cherries and all sorts of things just there for the picking.

So the new Americans (because there were already people there, but that's another story) stuffed the apples and cherries and all sorts of things into their pies.

So for Americans, pies are not savory, notice there is no U.
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I cannot believe that the robot censor censored the word for the male appendage. It is not an obscene word, in my opinion. So stick the word into the asterisks and you'll understand my post.
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Square pies taste funny. Round ones are more filling too.
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In Liverpool they do nice cheese pies...mmmmm!
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In Southport we pretend we don't know where Liverpool is.
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Woolly backs!
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Aha, my back is hairy, not woolly!
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Southport is Liverpools dunce cap.
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