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I really really do!

It's amazing.

that's all.
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Is it Haiku?

Because, being an idiot and all, I have no idea what "surreal" means. And as you know, I'm confused about what constitutes Haiku.

So I don't understand this thread at all.

But I still love you, Matt, in spite of my confusion.

Jeff
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Love you too Jeffy baby! Make sure you have pie next time I come round!
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If this is your attempt to get coupcoupdaddy to notice you and send you his book, well you should have posted it in the crypt.

However, I just remembered I am the UK's exclusive distributor of Crop Circle Secrets and will send it by post with your fish, almost immediately.
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Of coarse not...it was just a freak coincidence...
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Your a little rough on them courses tonight.
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I saw it once, I saw it twice
I saw it a third, and then a fourth,
and then once more.


This thing I saw
it stays the same
the thinking is conclusive
...I need a new saw.

- M:C
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Measure twice, cut once. . .
What would Wavy do?
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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Yeh, that's A Eurovision Song With Matt Colman. Written by M:C and Friends and composed and performed by the late great Josh Superfluous.
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Why is Josh late? Maybe he has a gig tonight.

When did the other Josh get knighted?

I mean, that's what this thread is about, right? Poetry about the other Josh now that he's been knighted?
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The song was brilliant!!! I'm going to sit back down now after my standing ovation. Amazing group effort everyone!

This one is pretty funny too.
The Mean Kitty Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo&feature=related

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The thunder roared.
The lightning flashed.
The tree fell down.
The frog got smashed.
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Quote:
On 2007-11-24 21:45, S2000magician wrote:
The thunder roared.
The lightning flashed.
The tree fell down.
The frog got smashed.



Haha that's hilarious! I've always had a thing for surreal humor.
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So. . . how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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What specifically does

it look like

when light bulbs?
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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It would look more like a baulb.
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I don't know Brain, where would they put the pins?
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Shoe
Flu

Book
Cook

Monkey
Donkey.... surprisingly that doesn't rhyme.

Deep.

Mitchell
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