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I have one of those, but it goes into your TV's scart socket and chugs out baby tears.

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Apparentley if you ever type a suicide note into word paper clip comes up and offers you a glass of wine. (notice how this is only for pcs) This tap is a little hack to access Bill Gates wine circuit board.
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On 2007-11-27 18:44, MitchMagic wrote:
http://www.usbwine.com

Nice, but I still prefer to take delivery of my wine through email.
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Thanks - and kudos to those folks
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I'm still confused.

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What does it do?
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I’d get one of those, but I use my USB ports to animate my pet rocks.

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Mitchell, It's a USB port that lets you get wined up.
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I wonder if it only produces "port" wine?


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I wonder if it only produces "port" wine?


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There it is folks, the greatest joke EVER!

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I'm going to design a USB Visa 2000 flask that fit in my pocket this winter!
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On 2007-11-28 11:43, Lyndel wrote:
I wonder if it only produces "port" wine?


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There it is folks, the greatest joke EVER!

Fauna


I still think the blind kid joke you tell people is funnier.
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It taste like toilet fermented sangria, but booze is booze.

Buy it, you'll like it!
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I still can't figure out if it's a joke or not...

I guess I'm just effing stupid.

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Yeah...it's a joke.
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There it is folks, the greatest joke EVER!

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...And I was worried that the joke was going to be too high brow for some...

Thanks Fauna for validating my twisted sense of humor!


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Fauna doesn't accept verbal compliments, you should send him luxury soft toilet roll instead.
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On 2007-11-28 19:49, Matt Colman wrote:
Fauna doesn't accept verbal compliments, you should send him luxury soft toilet roll instead.


Thanks Matt... Now you've gone and ruined Christmas for him!


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I'm pretty sure we won't get offended. Smile

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