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There is only good and bad.

Fight the bad and promote the good.

Ignore the gray areas.



Do not advertise menial tv products for money.

Do not get a sponsor for your outfit.



Capes can be dangerous, wear it with precaution. They do look cool though.



Know your law, you could be liable for "accidentally" dropping a baddie in a tar pit.

Lesson #1 Over.
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Some hack superheroes have started to offer there services to the highest bidder. ITS ABOUT JUSTICE NOT MONEY KIDS.
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Do you think a cape would look good with my hat?

I'm seriously giving the superhero a bit of thought. How much money do they make?
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Wings on your spurs would be good.

The hat will give you stability in the air.
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Ya'll need to watch Boondock Saints! They are true superheroes.

Mark
What would Wavy do?
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Superpowers cost 4 years of your life. Immortality is a loophole, but its overrated. Ask Santa.
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Is Stan Lee auditioning again??
The only stupid question is the one not asked.
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He wanted pretend power people. that's no good.
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Dr. Who, Have Gun Will Travel. Ed Sullivan Show, WKRP in Cincinatti. Twilight Zone, Star Trek, Ernie Kovacks Show, just to name a few.
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Real superhero's don't post in the wrong threads! Tip #2
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They would not strangle a poor defenceless rubber chicken either.
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You've seen the footage from my pilot then Smile

I ended up producing the rubber chicken from my sleeve, asking for more mayonnaise for it then getting told to leave. I found it funny but the guy in charge of filming didn't. I'm watching all the footage tomorrow I think. I think it will be funny. I think.

Then I did another take where I produced it then the Iranian fast food man told me he loves magic, and he asks if the chicken is hungry or thirsty. I don't think that came out as funny as it was in my head.

The 3rd take was producing it with no talking then the guy says "your barred" but didn't want to copy john smiths.
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When can I wear my underpants on the outside of my trousers is what I'd like to know!
I drink cheap tequila and vomit
<BR>I cannot eat hot wings...acid reflux
<BR>I never inhale Smile
<BR>I can put a field dress on a deer
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Here I come to save the day!

No 1 is my favourite.

rubber eggs are funny too.
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On 2007-12-03 19:00, johnnymystic wrote:
When can I wear my underpants on the outside of my trousers is what I'd like to know!


You can do that right now Johnny, we don't mind.
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I think you should do it all the time. Tip #3
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On 2007-12-03 19:21, Corona Smith wrote:
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On 2007-12-03 19:00, johnnymystic wrote:
When can I wear my underpants on the outside of my trousers is what I'd like to know!


You can do that right now Johnny, we don't mind.


Oh thank friggen God!

I now feel liberated...
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I'm seriously giving the superhero a bit of thought. How much money do they make?


It's not about the money, it's about feeling good about yourself at the end of the day for helping others in need. In other words, NOT MUCH!

Just look at the second set of rules and that will tell you where it's really at!
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