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Chessmann
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My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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LOL! Excellent find Chessmann!

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My legal represenetives are Dewey Cheatum and Howe, which is the same law firm that The Three Stooges used.
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Very funny.
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Spade and Archer - from "The Maltese Falcon"
Also Harry Anderson's former magic shop in the "big easy"
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That is great!
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Mine is Youngman, Lipshitz and Benny

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My last court experience both my lawyer and the other lawyer had yuppy scum names that real people don't have. I can't give their names but a similar name would be Oliver Summerstead Worthington. I should say my lawyer was an old hippy from Cal and the other guy a piece of garbage in a $1000 suit...my guy wore a $50 suit.
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My lawyers are called "mafia" I've not been to court once. The witness's just seem to disappear.

I was out in a bar the other night, looking shady as usual when an older man approached me. He said, I can tell you work for the mafia. My brother knows some one who does, I can tell.

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Mitch is a great name. Mitch von Valkenburg, Esq.
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Drop the esquire, it just means 'land owner' and is a title lawyers stole to make themselves look cool. My second favorite line from my favorite Eagles song:

I get the feeling ol' Billy was right, let's kill all the lawyers, kill them tonight....

My first favorite line from the same song:

...I'd like to take his inner child and kick its little @ss....

Eagles rock!
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Good job Sue's sister Foo doesn't work as a lawyer. although I do hear she makes the most tips at the strip club.
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Why the middle initial in her name? I think she should get the H out of there!
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I think I have shared this before, but I once worked with an attorney named Sue Me. I thought it was a joke name, but then I met her and it was real.
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There is a law firm around here called "Harness, Dickie & Pierce". That name always made me uncomfortable.
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On 2007-12-04 21:51, Josh the Superfluous wrote:
There is a law firm around here called "Harness, Dickie & Pierce". That name always made me uncomfortable.


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I've always prefered the term of Rookum, Fleesum, and Shyster, but I've heard great things about Dewy, Cheatham and Howe.
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Al already did the Marx Brothers joke (or was it Chaplin?)
Chessmann
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I have a t-shirt from that Stooges episode. It shows the boys by the law office's door, which says, "Dewey, Cheatem and Howe".

I wonder what the 1st official lawyer joke was?
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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Fielding West has a joke about a lawyer taking viagra and only growing taller.
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