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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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magicmarkdaniel Special user Bolton, England UK 831 Posts |
LOL! Excellent find Chessmann!
Mark
Mark Daniel
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
My legal represenetives are Dewey Cheatum and Howe, which is the same law firm that The Three Stooges used.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts |
Very funny.
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housermagic New user In the mountains 71 Posts |
Spade and Archer - from "The Maltese Falcon"
Also Harry Anderson's former magic shop in the "big easy" Bill |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
That is great!
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Mine is Youngman, Lipshitz and Benny
"Where we cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you."
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
My last court experience both my lawyer and the other lawyer had yuppy scum names that real people don't have. I can't give their names but a similar name would be Oliver Summerstead Worthington. I should say my lawyer was an old hippy from Cal and the other guy a piece of garbage in a $1000 suit...my guy wore a $50 suit.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
My lawyers are called "mafia" I've not been to court once. The witness's just seem to disappear.
I was out in a bar the other night, looking shady as usual when an older man approached me. He said, I can tell you work for the mafia. My brother knows some one who does, I can tell. ha! |
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evolve629 Inner circle A stack of 3838 Posts |
Mitch is a great name. Mitch von Valkenburg, Esq.
One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in - Wayne Gretzky
My favorite part is putting the gaffs in the spectators hands...it gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside! - Bob Kohler |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Drop the esquire, it just means 'land owner' and is a title lawyers stole to make themselves look cool. My second favorite line from my favorite Eagles song:
I get the feeling ol' Billy was right, let's kill all the lawyers, kill them tonight.... My first favorite line from the same song: ...I'd like to take his inner child and kick its little @ss.... Eagles rock! |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Good job Sue's sister Foo doesn't work as a lawyer. although I do hear she makes the most tips at the strip club.
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Scott Cram Inner circle 2678 Posts |
Why the middle initial in her name? I think she should get the H out of there!
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
I think I have shared this before, but I once worked with an attorney named Sue Me. I thought it was a joke name, but then I met her and it was real.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right! |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
There is a law firm around here called "Harness, Dickie & Pierce". That name always made me uncomfortable.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts |
Quote:
On 2007-12-04 21:51, Josh the Superfluous wrote: heh heh...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
I've always prefered the term of Rookum, Fleesum, and Shyster, but I've heard great things about Dewy, Cheatham and Howe.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Josh Chaikin Inner circle Kansas City 1430 Posts |
Al already did the Marx Brothers joke (or was it Chaplin?)
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Chessmann Inner circle 4242 Posts |
I have a t-shirt from that Stooges episode. It shows the boys by the law office's door, which says, "Dewey, Cheatem and Howe".
I wonder what the 1st official lawyer joke was?
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Fielding West has a joke about a lawyer taking viagra and only growing taller.
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