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Silvertongue
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So if possible I need a list of funny magical ingredients and I will hit you with the punchline when I make the list out of what is garnished.

Thanks guys.
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Silvertongue
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Thanks guys I am truely underwhelmed...
For as long as space exists,
And living beings remain in cyclic existence,
For that long, may I too remain,
to dispel the sufferings of the world.
-Shantideva

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Josh Riel
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Sure, wait a paltry 10 days and just give up..... Kids today.


Give me a bit, and I'll come up with something. I've been running into this weird thing where I end up offering the only valuable information in threads. While I find it discouraging, I will wear the filthy mantle of "Useful person".

I hope all the other people in this forum realize whats happening.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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I'll tackle this (Alone obviously) with topics.

I would start with dust!

What kinds of dust would be really stupid or to a pervert, perverted.

Pigeon powder
Dried masculinity dust
Magical Monkey meal
Talking Chicken Feather flour
Practically profound pistil pulverance
Terminated Tooth fairy Talc
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
Josh Riel
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Now for juice:

Tears of a baby bathed in onion
Blood from a beanie baby
Blood from a stone....er
Spit from the screams of a crazy man on a street corner
Hmmm.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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- Barney's twin brother Bubba (get a small Barney doll)
- One speeding ticket (open up your own wallet and have a bunch of tickets fall to the floor)
- Martha Stewart's favorite blouse (hold up a prison uniform or striped shirt)
- President Bush's best jokes (hold open a book with no pages in it and then shurg your shoulders)
- A picture of the most famous magician of all time (start showing 8 by 10's of Houdini and others and then toss them to the floor and turn the last around to show a picture of you.)

I will think up some more but wanted to put these down for now. Hope they help.

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