So if possible I need a list of funny magical ingredients and I will hit you with the punchline when I make the list out of what is garnished.

Thanks guys.

Thanks guys I am truely underwhelmed...

Sure, wait a paltry 10 days and just give up..... Kids today.


Give me a bit, and I'll come up with something. I've been running into this weird thing where I end up offering the only valuable information in threads. While I find it discouraging, I will wear the filthy mantle of "Useful person".

I hope all the other people in this forum realize whats happening.

I'll tackle this (Alone obviously) with topics.

I would start with dust!

What kinds of dust would be really stupid or to a pervert, perverted.

Pigeon powder
Dried masculinity dust
Magical Monkey meal
Talking Chicken Feather flour
Practically profound pistil pulverance
Terminated Tooth fairy Talc

Now for juice:

Tears of a baby bathed in onion
Blood from a beanie baby
Blood from a stone....er
Spit from the screams of a crazy man on a street corner
Hmmm.

- Barney's twin brother Bubba (get a small Barney doll)
- One speeding ticket (open up your own wallet and have a bunch of tickets fall to the floor)
- Martha Stewart's favorite blouse (hold up a prison uniform or striped shirt)
- President Bush's best jokes (hold open a book with no pages in it and then shurg your shoulders)
- A picture of the most famous magician of all time (start showing 8 by 10's of Houdini and others and then toss them to the floor and turn the last around to show a picture of you.)

I will think up some more but wanted to put these down for now. Hope they help.

Kyle