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Does anybody know where the line about the dog going to a fancy dress shop (usually used when you can't make the animal they named) come from??

I'm releasing a trick next year that uses this line in it and would love to credit and if possible get permission.

Thank you.

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I originated that joke. I can't remember how it goes, because I thought it sucked.

But you can use it if you want. $100 per incidence. I first must have my people read your script and it must come with a notarized statement that the number of incidence does not exceed the number in said script. If you should use it fewer times, you need to go by your script, and it's not my fault nor the fault of my subsidiaries, McDonald's or Disneyland.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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You can't tell me that my post was the best the Café has to offer....
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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My Doug Henning springy head dash board figure shakes his head at your statement!
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A guy walks into a dress shop, and asks around for whoever owned the poodle that was chained up outside. He finds her and says: Ma'am, we have a problem, your poodle just killed my dog.

The lady looks at him like he was crazy and says: What kind of dog did you have?

He says: it was a Doberman.

How did my poodle kill your doberman? She asks..... My doberman choked on it. says the man.......

-That was a bar joke, but dress shops and bars are both places I feel I should be drunk, so it's interchangeable.-

I have another one about a monkey.... but it's gotta be a bar, and would be deleted and I would be banned.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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Come on you big bunch of hacks!! Smile

Some one must know!
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On 2007-12-19 14:02, Josh Riel wrote:
A guy walks into a dress shop, and asks around for whoever owned the poodle that was chained up outside. He finds her and says: Ma'am, we have a problem, your poodle just killed my dog.

The lady looks at him like he was crazy and says: What kind of dog did you have?

He says: it was a Doberman.

How did my poodle kill your doberman? She asks..... My doberman choked on it. says the man.......

-That was a bar joke, but dress shops and bars are both places I feel I should be drunk, so it's interchangeable.-

I have another one about a monkey.... but it's gotta be a bar, and would be deleted and I would be banned.


Its a nightmare when you go to a dress shop and ask for another one. Then you end up buying more and more dresses and realizing how much more dresses cost than beer as you sober up.

Is the monkey joke the one about how the banana killed the monkey with the same punch line?
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I don't know what dog joke you're talking about. Do any of these canine punchlines look familiar?

They gave me a chihuaha?!
The lead goes slack.
So am I, he hated the book.
He tells lies.
I'm not allowed on the couch.
A watch-dog!
I'm puddles.
Chunks is my dog.


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No, the monkey joke has an event where the monkey attempt to put a cueball in his rectum......




Rectum? *** near killed him! But that's not part of the joke.
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Ok Matt,
you are talking about the one Joe Pasquale does with the balloon animal. It's on all of his specials, check them out (I am pretty sure there are clips on youtube).
So what the trick you are inventing?
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Is it Joe's tho? I'll ask him... Thanks Larry.
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It's ok folks. I found out its Criss Angels.
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What! You mean all of Pasquale's material isn't original?

You talking crazy talk, boy.

If the monkey had put a cue ball in his rectum that would have ruined the punchline. I think Josh just pretended he did so he could say his rectum pun. How sad's that. Actually, the monkey might have, monkey's don't care about punchlines, why should they, they're monkeys, they're naturally funny, like Josh with a pool ball up his rectum.

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How dare you talk about monkeys like that! You can talk about the Josh's how you please tho!
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Whilst we are here...does anyone know the first heckler to shout out can you make my wife disappear?
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Your own Mel Mellers uses a similar line in his recent comedy dvd's.
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