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Well. They don't date straight women. So I'd say yes.
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Show me a man that thinks that men are smarter than women, and I will show you a man that sleeps alone.
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SO if yo want a divorce, just tell them that you are smarter, great.
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Mats, you don't have to be divorced to sleep alone. It could be the worst of both worlds.
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Generally men are smarter. Some women read that to me, I have reading and understanding problems. I choose to ignore everything she said apart from that.
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Fact: the human brain fills the human head in size and shape
Fact: Most men are larger than most women
Fact: Most men have larger brains than most women
Sadly
Fact: the size of the brain has less to do with intellegence than the shape and functionality.
Fact: Larger heads do not make men smarter.

My wife is an accountant. She does simple math/arithmetic in her daily job that I have trouble following and understanding. Is she smarter than I am?

I teach high school Physics. I use upper level Algebra and Trigonometry in my daily job. I can teach Einstein's theory of relativity and she can not follow even the simple stuff in my job. Am I smarter than she is?

I have no answer, just points to ponder.
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Every single homo sapiens are different. If you can create something NEW, then I think yo are very smart! If you learn someone else creation you are just a copy.
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I am too smart to get involved in this discussion! LOL

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There are five answers that a smart man can recite in his sleep:
Yes my dear.
No my dear.
You are right again of course my dear.
Yes it is all my fault again my dear.
I'm sorry, and I'll try not let it happen again my dear.
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And only one answer for the man who thinks he's smarter than his wife:

"I do" (The answer to the question "Do you swaqer to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" when being sworn in at the divorce proceeding.)
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I meet a lot more dim witted women then men...but usually women say sorry I am a bit slow...men won't admit that...maybe they are slow but they hide it well. Men are cleverer they don't tell people they are stupid.
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Can I take this opportunity of, respectfully, saving you guys across the pond the trouble of carrying out a Presidential Election. Just return Al immediately by giving him your vote without further ado. He certainly has mine. What sage advice. I am always eternally indebted to the "accumulated wisdom" given to me by my own "She That Must Be Obeyed".lol.
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Good one Lester, did you get Ellies' permission to say that?lol
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Lester
In the words of Linden Johnson "I will not run" but thank you for nominating me anyway.
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What do you think, Marty? I'm either a brave man or abject fool! Now, come on, don't take a vote on it!lol

All good wishes,
Lester
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Wow! Talk about the voice of experience, Al!
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I'm reminded, I don't really know why, of the words of the venerable Dr. Johnson when he said " Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on its hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all."

Guys, many apologies, I could have wrongly attributed the above. I have a sneaking suspicion that it was Germaine Greer who said it, correct me if I am wrong. She was having an incredibly bad hair day.lol.
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Father Photius
My wife is 4' 11" 90 lbs soaking wet and when she starts swinging I take to the hills. My resume says 40 years of marrage, but with two different women. I am what they call "well trained".
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Are women smarter than men? - "The research is inconclusive" - Professor Maria Watson
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