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Kjellstrom Inner circle Sweden, Scandinavia, Europe 5203 Posts |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Well. They don't date straight women. So I'd say yes.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Show me a man that thinks that men are smarter than women, and I will show you a man that sleeps alone.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Kjellstrom Inner circle Sweden, Scandinavia, Europe 5203 Posts |
SO if yo want a divorce, just tell them that you are smarter, great.
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Mats, you don't have to be divorced to sleep alone. It could be the worst of both worlds.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2181 Posts |
Generally men are smarter. Some women read that to me, I have reading and understanding problems. I choose to ignore everything she said apart from that.
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
Fact: the human brain fills the human head in size and shape
Fact: Most men are larger than most women Fact: Most men have larger brains than most women Sadly Fact: the size of the brain has less to do with intellegence than the shape and functionality. Fact: Larger heads do not make men smarter. My wife is an accountant. She does simple math/arithmetic in her daily job that I have trouble following and understanding. Is she smarter than I am? I teach high school Physics. I use upper level Algebra and Trigonometry in my daily job. I can teach Einstein's theory of relativity and she can not follow even the simple stuff in my job. Am I smarter than she is? I have no answer, just points to ponder.
Magic is like Science,
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Kjellstrom Inner circle Sweden, Scandinavia, Europe 5203 Posts |
Every single homo sapiens are different. If you can create something NEW, then I think yo are very smart! If you learn someone else creation you are just a copy.
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The Drake Inner circle 2274 Posts |
I am too smart to get involved in this discussion! LOL
Best, Tim |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
There are five answers that a smart man can recite in his sleep:
Yes my dear. No my dear. You are right again of course my dear. Yes it is all my fault again my dear. I'm sorry, and I'll try not let it happen again my dear.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Samuel Catoe Inner circle South Carolina 1268 Posts |
And only one answer for the man who thinks he's smarter than his wife:
"I do" (The answer to the question "Do you swaqer to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" when being sworn in at the divorce proceeding.)
Author of Illusions of Influence, a treatise on Equivoque.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2181 Posts |
I meet a lot more dim witted women then men...but usually women say sorry I am a bit slow...men won't admit that...maybe they are slow but they hide it well. Men are cleverer they don't tell people they are stupid.
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Lester Regular user Scotland. U.K 193 Posts |
Can I take this opportunity of, respectfully, saving you guys across the pond the trouble of carrying out a Presidential Election. Just return Al immediately by giving him your vote without further ado. He certainly has mine. What sage advice. I am always eternally indebted to the "accumulated wisdom" given to me by my own "She That Must Be Obeyed".lol.
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martini Special user delta, pennsylvania 548 Posts |
Good one Lester, did you get Ellies' permission to say that?lol
All the Best Marty |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Lester
In the words of Linden Johnson "I will not run" but thank you for nominating me anyway. Al
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Lester Regular user Scotland. U.K 193 Posts |
What do you think, Marty? I'm either a brave man or abject fool! Now, come on, don't take a vote on it!lol
All good wishes, Lester |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Wow! Talk about the voice of experience, Al!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Lester Regular user Scotland. U.K 193 Posts |
I'm reminded, I don't really know why, of the words of the venerable Dr. Johnson when he said " Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on its hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all."
Guys, many apologies, I could have wrongly attributed the above. I have a sneaking suspicion that it was Germaine Greer who said it, correct me if I am wrong. She was having an incredibly bad hair day.lol. |
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Father Photius
My wife is 4' 11" 90 lbs soaking wet and when she starts swinging I take to the hills. My resume says 40 years of marrage, but with two different women. I am what they call "well trained".
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
http://www.juggleral.com http://home.comcast.net/~juggleral/ "Footprints on your ceiling are almost gone" |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2181 Posts |
Are women smarter than men? - "The research is inconclusive" - Professor Maria Watson
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