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Mediocre the Great
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Rich Hurley
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I thought it would be fun to come up with a comprehensive list frequently asked questions by spectators (FAQBS). Later we can come up with our best snappy answers, but right now, I just want to make a list of the most common questions:

How do you do that?
Would you do that Again?
What do you think of Criss Angel? (or insert any famous magician)
Do you know how (another magician) does (insert any trick)?
Can you make my wife disappear?
Can you make the dinner bill disappear?
Have you ever (or can you) sawed a woman in half?
Can you turn my $1 bill into a hundred?
Who is your favorite magician?
How long have you been doing magic?
Mediocrity is greatly under rated!
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nucinud
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Can you give me the winning lotto numbers?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.



Now U C It Now U Don't

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THEGUY26 (Will Swanson)
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Can you make a card go through a window?
Can you pull a string out of your eye again?
Can I borrow $5?
Are those trick cards?
Father Photius
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Can you read my mind?
Can you make me disappear?
Can you make me float in the air?
Can you make the statue of liberty disappear?
Can I show you a card trick?
Can I see that?
Want to know how that was done?
Did you buy a magic kit, because I bought a magic kit and that trick is in there?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
Steve Burton
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Did you go to a school to learn this?
Oh really, then how does one learn to be a magician?
What is your best magic trick?
Can you hypnotize me?
Who do you think is the best magician in the world?
magic4u02
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Oh you are a musician.. what instrument do you play?
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Quote:
On 2008-01-22 13:18, magic4u02 wrote:
Oh you are a musician.. what instrument do you play?

How could I have forgotten that one!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
magic4u02
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It's so funny how many times I get asked that. lol I just usually have fun with it.

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Why were you arrested?
What is that dog doing to that other dog?
Are you my daddy?
Do you have a truck?
Will you help me move?
Why are you drooling?

Pretty much the usual stuff everyone gets asked.
raywitko
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Is that a real bird? Can I pet the bunny?
Sometimes it seems there are more than one of me.

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magic4u02
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Can I have your rabbit.... you can just make another one?
(one of the best and most innocent lines a kid ever used on me) hehehe
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Sammy the Kid
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My favorite: "Where IS my ring?!?!"

Sammy the Kid
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Robert Haas
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(When getting paid)

"I'm short $10, can I give you a few slices of pizza and a piece of cake instead?"

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Scott Compton
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Can you make my bill disappear?

If I hear that again, I think I will croak...

Scott
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magic4u02
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What cracks me up the most is that when people say these lines they chuckle and laugh so hard as if they think they are the most original comedian on the face of the earth. I usually stare and deliver several funny lines. But I always walk away wondering how anyone could possibly find that the least bit original. lol

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