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Mediocre the Great Inner circle Rich Hurley 1061 Posts 
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I thought it would be fun to come up with a comprehensive list frequently asked questions by spectators (FAQBS). Later we can come up with our best snappy answers, but right now, I just want to make a list of the most common questions:
How do you do that? Would you do that Again? What do you think of Criss Angel? (or insert any famous magician) Do you know how (another magician) does (insert any trick)? Can you make my wife disappear? Can you make the dinner bill disappear? Have you ever (or can you) sawed a woman in half? Can you turn my $1 bill into a hundred? Who is your favorite magician? How long have you been doing magic?
Mediocrity is greatly under rated!
-------------------------------------------- Rich Hurley aka Mediocre The Great! www.RichHurleyMagic.com |
nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts
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Can you give me the winning lotto numbers?
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
THEGUY26 (Will Swanson) Inner circle Minnesota, USA 2379 Posts
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Can you make a card go through a window?
Can you pull a string out of your eye again? Can I borrow $5? Are those trick cards? |
Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Can you read my mind?
Can you make me disappear? Can you make me float in the air? Can you make the statue of liberty disappear? Can I show you a card trick? Can I see that? Want to know how that was done? Did you buy a magic kit, because I bought a magic kit and that trick is in there?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Steve Burton Loyal user 259 Posts
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Did you go to a school to learn this?
Oh really, then how does one learn to be a magician? What is your best magic trick? Can you hypnotize me? Who do you think is the best magician in the world? |
magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Oh you are a musician.. what instrument do you play?
Kyle Peron
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17198 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-01-22 13:18, magic4u02 wrote: How could I have forgotten that one!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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It's so funny how many times I get asked that. lol I just usually have fun with it.
Kyle
Kyle Peron
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Eric Lott New user Michigan 85 Posts
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Why were you arrested?
What is that dog doing to that other dog? Are you my daddy? Do you have a truck? Will you help me move? Why are you drooling? Pretty much the usual stuff everyone gets asked. |
raywitko Special user western Pa 527 Posts
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Is that a real bird? Can I pet the bunny?
Sometimes it seems there are more than one of me.
Tabman USA magicdmv email me at [email]fursclass@magicdmv.com[/email] |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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Can I have your rabbit.... you can just make another one?
(one of the best and most innocent lines a kid ever used on me) hehehe
Kyle Peron
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Sammy the Kid Veteran user Southern Illinois 314 Posts
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My favorite: "Where IS my ring?!?!"
Sammy the Kid |
Magic Enhancer Inner circle Robert Haas 1805 Posts
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(When getting paid)
"I'm short $10, can I give you a few slices of pizza and a piece of cake instead?" Robert Haas
Robert Haas
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Scott Compton Special user Hampton, VA 747 Posts
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Can you make my bill disappear?
If I hear that again, I think I will croak... Scott
Magic is an art. I am merely a tour guide.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Scott-Compton-Magician/160270640674735 "You are the magic" Jay Ose to Albert Goshman |
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magic4u02 Eternal Order Philadelphia, PA 15110 Posts
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What cracks me up the most is that when people say these lines they chuckle and laugh so hard as if they think they are the most original comedian on the face of the earth. I usually stare and deliver several funny lines. But I always walk away wondering how anyone could possibly find that the least bit original. lol
Kyle
Kyle Peron
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