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Jon-O the Great
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Yesterday I had an old codger (I should talk--I'm 72!) watch the Svengali pitch. I finished the cards and said, "See? So simple anyone can do it!"

He said, "H**l, I can't do crap!"

I searched my memory banks and the only thing I could think of to say was, "Have you tried Ex-Lax?"

Would anyone have had a better one?

He didn't buy the cards. Smile

Jon
Doug Higley
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Guy goes to the Doctor and says Doc, I can't pee.
The Doctor asks, "How old are you?"
The guy says "72"
The Doc says "You peed enough".
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DonDriver
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Call him over put the cards in his hand and have him do the back the same forward different.Than if he dosen't buy,he never intended to in the first place.
DonDriver
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Call him over put the cards in his hand and have him do the back the same forward different.Than if he dosen't buy,he never intended to in the first place.
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