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To knock out David Blaine cold. Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile
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He saw a "trick" that he liked.
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To get to the other "Slide"?
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It only LOOKS like he crossed, in reality he ducked into a manhole while your veiw of him was blocked by a bus. Then you see someone that looks like him from the rear walking into a store across the street. After you pass the manhole, the magician quietly exits the sewer behind you and taps you on the shoulder.
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Because there was a gig on the other side!

Because he was walking across a tightrope.

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Because he really couldn't fly.
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Because he wanted to "zig-zag" through the traffic...
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"How did he get over there?"

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-it was just a publicity stunt to promote his show.

-She just read Penn & Teller's books "How to Play in Traffic" and took it a little too literally.
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To save the dismembered assistant on the other side.

Unfortunately, he was in New York, and couldn't cut through traffic. Smile
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The road crossed him first.
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From where I'm standing, he already IS on the other side! Smile
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Q: Why did the magician cross the road?
A: To get his wallet back from the magician on the other side.
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Because the angles were bad!

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Because he wanted to do it before somebody else did.
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Actually, the question was phrased incorrectly: it should have read, "Why did the magician CRISS-CROSS the road?"

The answer, therefore, is pretty obvious: "To force the right street on the spectator."

"A trick does not fool the eyes, but fools the brain." -- John Mulholland
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Because David Blaine did it on TV.

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He was stapled to the chicken.
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To perform his next illusion, turning into a drug store Smile

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