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danielhunley Regular user Middle of No Where KY 168 Posts 
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To knock out David Blaine cold.
 
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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He saw a "trick" that he liked.
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Chuck Wonsik New user 21 Posts
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To get to the other "Slide"?
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MOTO42 Loyal user Whitehouse Texas 225 Posts
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It only LOOKS like he crossed, in reality he ducked into a manhole while your veiw of him was blocked by a bus. Then you see someone that looks like him from the rear walking into a store across the street. After you pass the manhole, the magician quietly exits the sewer behind you and taps you on the shoulder.
His next trick? Making anyone with a sense of smell vanish!
"One man's miracle is another man's warm-up"
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Ellen Kotzin Loyal user UPSTATE, NY 280 Posts
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Because there was a gig on the other side!
Because he was walking across a tightrope. Ellen harryandersonfan.com |
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Poof-Daddy Inner circle Considering Stopping At Exactly 5291 Posts
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Because he really couldn't fly.
Cancer Sux - It is time to find a Cure
Don't spend so much time trying not to die that you forget how to live - H's wife to H on CSI Miami (paraphrased).  
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Sid Mayer Special user Santa Fe, NM 656 Posts
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Contractual dispute?
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
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illusionmaster New user Boulder, Colorado 31 Posts
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Because he wanted to "zig-zag" through the traffic...
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Magix Elite user 432 Posts
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"How did he get over there?"
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Geoff Weber Inner circle Washington DC 1368 Posts
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-it was just a publicity stunt to promote his show.
-She just read Penn & Teller's books "How to Play in Traffic" and took it a little too literally. |
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Kathryn Novak Special user PA 574 Posts
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To save the dismembered assistant on the other side.
Unfortunately, he was in New York, and couldn't cut through traffic.
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marko Inner circle 2109 Posts
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The road crossed him first.
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts
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From where I'm standing, he already IS on the other side!
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Kathryn Novak Special user PA 574 Posts
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Q: Why did the magician cross the road?
A: To get his wallet back from the magician on the other side.
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Reg Rozee Special user Vancouver, Canada 592 Posts
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Because the angles were bad!
"Ok, now, uh, you stay there, and I'll go levitate OVER HERE!" -bigwolf {*}
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debaser Special user Boulder 557 Posts
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Because he wanted to do it before somebody else did.
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Steve Friedberg Inner circle 1401 Posts
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Actually, the question was phrased incorrectly: it should have read, "Why did the magician CRISS-CROSS the road?"
The answer, therefore, is pretty obvious: "To force the right street on the spectator."
Cheers,
Steve "A trick does not fool the eyes, but fools the brain." -- John Mulholland |
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts
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Because David Blaine did it on TV.
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RiffClown Inner circle Yorktown, Virginia (Previously Germany) 1579 Posts
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He was stapled to the chicken.
Rob "Riff, the Magical Clown" Eubank aka RiffClown
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amazingboz New user 67 Posts
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To perform his next illusion, turning into a drug store
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