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Rickfcm
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A couple things came to mind yesterday. So if you can add to my list.

1. Which is the "First" First Baptist Church?

2. Are Jehovah Witnesses so cheap they can only afford one building plan?

3. If you can't talk and have to use sign language, how do you speak in tongues?
dbearden
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Why didn't Noah swat the mosquitos?
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Doesn't it seem like "Church of God" and "Church of Christ" are both rather redundant names?
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Dan Bernier
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Did the Full Gospel Church put the Half Gospel Church out of business?
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Dan Bernier
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Has anyone ACTUALLY seen people swinging from the rafters in a Pentecostal Church?
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I've seen the walk the back of pews....
Dan Bernier
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Tee-dum Tumm!(poor mimic of a punch line drum role) Nice comeback!
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Rickfcm
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Took my dog to a heeling service....he wouldn't stay.
dbearden
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Can't take credit for these, as they came from one of Duane Laflin's books (Comedy Collection for Introducing Gospel Themes), but I thought they were good!

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

If most auto accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why don't more people move?

When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If every fifth child born in the world is Chinese and you already have four children.....what will happen next?

and my favorite:

What is occasional irregularity?
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If Tide is sooo good, then why do they keep improving it!
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Why do most wise people have white or gray hair? If they're so wise wouldn't they stop it?
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If a bomb goes off and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Why couldn't Jacob tell the difference between Racheal and Leah? ( Too intelligent I know)
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Quote:
On 2008-02-22 17:04, dbearden wrote:
Why didn't Noah swat the mosquitos?


why didn't Noah swat the fly?
"You may think that i only talk of things from the past, you know, history, well magic is history"

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