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Rickfcm Veteran user lower Michigan 382 Posts 
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A couple things came to mind yesterday. So if you can add to my list.
1. Which is the "First" First Baptist Church? 2. Are Jehovah Witnesses so cheap they can only afford one building plan? 3. If you can't talk and have to use sign language, how do you speak in tongues? |
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dbearden Regular user Oneonta, AL 102 Posts
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Why didn't Noah swat the mosquitos?
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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Doesn't it seem like "Church of God" and "Church of Christ" are both rather redundant names?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
Dan Bernier Inner circle Canada 2298 Posts
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Did the Full Gospel Church put the Half Gospel Church out of business?
"If you're going to walk in the rain, don't complain about getting wet!"
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Dan Bernier Inner circle Canada 2298 Posts
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Has anyone ACTUALLY seen people swinging from the rafters in a Pentecostal Church?
"If you're going to walk in the rain, don't complain about getting wet!"
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Terry Owens Inner circle Ft. Wayne, Indiana 1707 Posts
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I've seen the walk the back of pews....
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Dan Bernier Inner circle Canada 2298 Posts
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Tee-dum Tumm!(poor mimic of a punch line drum role) Nice comeback!
"If you're going to walk in the rain, don't complain about getting wet!"
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Rickfcm Veteran user lower Michigan 382 Posts
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Took my dog to a heeling service....he wouldn't stay.
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dbearden Regular user Oneonta, AL 102 Posts
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Can't take credit for these, as they came from one of Duane Laflin's books (Comedy Collection for Introducing Gospel Themes), but I thought they were good!
Why is abbreviated such a long word? If most auto accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why don't more people move? When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If every fifth child born in the world is Chinese and you already have four children.....what will happen next? and my favorite: What is occasional irregularity? |
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Dan Bernier Inner circle Canada 2298 Posts
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If Tide is sooo good, then why do they keep improving it!
"If you're going to walk in the rain, don't complain about getting wet!"
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Ethan the emazing Elite user anywhere but here USA 454 Posts
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Why do most wise people have white or gray hair? If they're so wise wouldn't they stop it?
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ibm_usa Special user In Your Mind, Ky, USA 722 Posts
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If a bomb goes off and there is no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Why couldn't Jacob tell the difference between Racheal and Leah? ( Too intelligent I know)
"You may think that i only talk of things from the past, you know, history, well magic is history"
-Guy Jarrett "Curiosity isn't a sin Harry, but it should be exorcised with great caution." -Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) http://www.jordanallen-mentalist.webs.com/ |
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ibm_usa Special user In Your Mind, Ky, USA 722 Posts
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Quote:
On 2008-02-22 17:04, dbearden wrote: why didn't Noah swat the fly?
"You may think that i only talk of things from the past, you know, history, well magic is history"
-Guy Jarrett "Curiosity isn't a sin Harry, but it should be exorcised with great caution." -Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) http://www.jordanallen-mentalist.webs.com/ |
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