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stoneunhinged
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...I'd be this one:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/jcomely/great-w......-014.jpg

What fish would you be?

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My head is going to explode. First Hammers and now fish???? LOL You've got me stumped on this one I admit. I'll have to think about it.

Hold the phone... I just found it. If I have to be a fish I want to fly!

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/st......fish.jpg

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Tim

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And if I have to be a fish, I want to be a "sel-fish", 'cause this time, man, it's all about me!!!...

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I wouldn't care what kind of fish I was... I would just want to live next to Hoover Dam so when all the other fish saw me coming, they would say, "oh great, here come's that Dam fish again..."



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stoneunhinged
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Tim, don't let your head explode, please.

I guess that means I can't start an "if I were a woman..." thread.

Jeff
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Can I be a giant turtle?
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If I were a hammerhead shark, could I be yiour birthday present?

John

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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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I'd be a Rock fish because...


I like to rock!



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Michael Baker
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So who's going to be the fried fish?
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Just to forestall the next inevitable thread . . .

If I were a bell, I'd go ding-dong, ding-dong, ding. (Apologies to Frank Loesser).
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If I were a fish man
Yabba de be de be daba de be be do
All day long I'd swim around the ocean
If I was the fishy man.
Magic is like Science,
Both are fun if you do it right!
stoneunhinged
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Magnus, if I were INTELLIGENT...

...I would have thought of the Hammerhead shark thing.

Sometimes I wish my IQ were just a few points higher. Like, over 100 or something.

Jeff
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One of them mouth breeder fish for sure,

or a mudskipper
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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Pike Cichlid or Fahaka Puffer.

Preferably a hybrid of both, with mouth breeding capabilities.
Magic is doing improbable things with odd items that, under normal circumstances, would be unnessecary and quite often undesirable.
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I have a wonderful shirt with a great white that looks like that one, not as mean but close. I'm a big mutha and there is a photo taken of my friends sister after she was booted off American Idol and she is tiny and it looks like she is about to be bitten by the shark....funny as heck.
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I'd be Michael
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...my name would be Marlin.
(And I'd be married to a fish named Wanda.)
I just wrote this for the halibit.
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Oh Josh, man I loved Fish. Thanks for the memory! The picture actually makes my eyes water. He is one of only three celebrities I cried about when hearing they had died.

(The other two were John Lennon and Roy Orbison. When Lennon died I actually wore black to school the next day. In Hawaii. All my classmates thought I was nuts. They were right.)

Of course, Abe is still alive. Which makes him the only celebrity whose death made me cry when he hadn't really died.

It's complicated, but I'm a complicated man.

Anyway, have we ever had a Barney Miller quotes thread? If we don't, we need one. But I'll check before starting a new one.
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We can forget a Barney Miller quotes thread. The internet reveals some wonderful people who have been collecting them:

http://htmlgear.tripod.com/guest/control......6&a=view
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