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Wade Live
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Hey guys!! So I need some help with my comedy audience spiker illusion... I wanna have a few funny questions I can ask the girl before the routine. I was thinking baout using a clip board and all that jazz.

Any thoughts??

- Wade
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"Sign a waiver?"

"In case something DOES happen, is your car in the parking lot? What model?"

For an adult audience you could get a lot of byplay with the "multiple penetration"

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Bring out a towel and drop it down so it reads bates Motel. Then say, What!!?? It's a good place. They were giving these out cause people were dying to get in.

I call this an experiment and not a magic trick. there is a reason for that. Magic works.. experiments... well.. DON'T! (as you smile at the lady)

Hold your index finger out at point at any person that you came with to the show tonight. Him!? Perfect. keep pointing. I know it is not polite to point but there is a reason for this. Experiments don't work and if this goes horribly wrong we both need someone to blame. It's ALL HIS fault.

I have no idea why this is so hard to do. I mean this should not be that hard at all. But to calm your nerves I got something that will make you feel so much safer. I got this (take out a Staples EASY button) Press it and it says "That was easy!". Then stare at girl and say,"see you have nothing to worry about."

get a fake hand and bring it out by accident. Oh man sorry. I did not want to show you guys my leftovers. But do not worry... it's just a Stage Hand! (then toss it of stage)

Hope these start to get you thinking. I will post more later.

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First you say you have to get them to sign a waiver.

A stage hand comes on, all the while waving and you get the girl to sign him (either with a sharpie on a white t-shirt with past signatures on it...like well known deceased celebs) or you could go for extra cheese and get her to sign language to him.
Wade Live
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LOLOLOL I like that one!!! Magic4u thank you for the great ideas!!
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You could even dress the guy like one of those street bums that every town has at least one of. (You know, the daff guy who sits on the corner and waves at cars and passersby.)
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Most welcome Wade. My pleasure.
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Ask her, "Is it alright if I fill in the disclaimer for you?

Have some one come on stage saying, "that's not mine, and that's not mine and that's not mine....."

And go over and beat the crap out of him.

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