Aren't we splitting hairs?

Is that like spitting toads?

Are you accusing me of having split ends.... and split toads?

If you split a toad, do you have a toe?

What time is breakfast?

Can we head to Bob Evans?

How does Candin's post answer Ed's? Doesn't he understand the rules?

Is the Pope Jewish?

(That should answer the question with a question.)

If you split hairs would you have a full head of hair?

Are you making fun of my glabrous pate?

Is it true that God only made so many perfect heads, so he didn't waste hair on the freakishly shaped ones?

Will the Lord bless my head?

Do I have an odd shaped head?

Once there was this man named Larry
Who had an egg-shaped head that was really kinda hairy
He went out one day, in the month of May, to find a cup of soup
He turned around and then he found he had to take a poop
It was then that he realized that she was standing there
Looking at his odd-shaped head with all that long blond hair
He finally got some courage and what he said was this
"I mean you no disrespect but I have to leave you Miss."
"That's OK." said she "I see you need to use the John.
I just hope for heaven's sake that you don't take too long."
"I won't." said he "And this I guarantee.
I wanna see a show tonight. Will you go with me?"
She answered "Yes" and hugged him tight.
He didn't want to stop her. He didn't want to fight.
All of a sudden there was this real big noise
Like the sound you get with beans and little boys
Larry was embarrassed. The girl was unsure.
Oh my God, hold your nose, the man smells like manure.
The moral of the story is: When nature calls do not hesitate
For if you do, you pay the price, you deserve your awful fate.


Does this story written by me relate to the topic at hand?

Isn't it upside-down in your avatar?

What is?

Whatis on second?

How do you increase your posts count?

Have you tried posting in the magic forums?

Will he be richly rewarded for doing so?

No.