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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts 
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Crazy people, maybe? People who are “cray cray”?
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1257 Posts
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People who are "All alone by the telephone"? (laptop <> P/c)
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Are you a poet and don’t even know it?
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1257 Posts
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Don't you think my 'feet show it' ?, their 'Longfellows'
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Lol! Would you believe we had a local clown whose clown name was Toejam?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5790 Posts
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Jam made from toes?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Sounds yummy, no?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5790 Posts
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Are you related to Hannibal Lecter?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Wravyn Inner circle 4102 Posts
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What did Hannibal lecture?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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Did you guys hear about the drunk guy who was stopped by a cop as he stumbled down the street soused to the gills at 1:30 in the morning, and the cop asked him where he was going and he replied “*hic* to a *hic* lecture.”
So the cop asked “where are you gonna get a lecture at this time of night?” And he replies “*hic* My wife!” You guys heard that one?
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1257 Posts
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Don't you believe Happy Wife, Happy Life ?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14109 Posts
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But alcohol is the great eraser?
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PressureFan Regular user 130 Posts
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"I have to go, I have a lecture at noon."
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5790 Posts
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Sorry, what was your question again?
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Wravyn Inner circle 4102 Posts
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What did Hannibal lecture?
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1257 Posts
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Did Hannibal lecture about cannibal ?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5790 Posts
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Should we ask Agent Clarice?
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Wravyn Inner circle 4102 Posts
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Would the lambs be silent?
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Russo Inner circle So.California / Centl.Florida / retired Florida 1257 Posts
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Wouldn't the lambs say only Baaaaaaaa ?
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5790 Posts
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Isn't the code word "Baa-ram-ewe"?
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