Who wants to know?

Silly's evil-twin-brother asks why he does not garner all the attention?
(His name is Willy)

Willy or won't he?

Will he palm the cards or won't he?

Would I ever bet against him?

Will he stack the deck?

Can a deck possibly be stacked THAT high?

Is the ceiling too low for a Card Fountain?

Or is it that the floor is too high?

I have to irritate some people in about an hour, can I go now?

Do you need special tools to be able to irritate people?

I call it a magic show, what do you call it?

So you enjoy the art of irritating people? Is there a school for that?

Don't you recall that you're the headmaster?

I am? When did this happen?

Don't you remember that "spin the bottle" game last week?

So, none of you are going to assist?

Why would we want to assist you in your cross dressing act?

Why would I be mad at my cloths?

Did the clothes ever attack you or get you laughed at?