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How many zombies does it take to fly a plane?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Shouldn't you be asking Jet Blue?
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Don't zombies like brains more than planes?
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If electricians lose their licenses, are they 'delighted?'
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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I had a dog who swallowed a flaslight once..but then he burped it back up. ("was he sad?") No, he was "de-lighted". Waka waka!
Now ain't that a great joke????? Wouldn't you all like to be able to tell fantastic jokes like that?
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Bob Clayton Loyal user 245 Posts
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You call that a joke?
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Decomposed Eternal Order High Desert 12056 Posts
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What joke?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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OK, then, Take my wife please? Is that better?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Where exactly do you want me top take her? Is she picky?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Picky? Do you mena does she plays guitar or do you mean she picks her hair or do you mean she picks her NOSE????
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Isn't she a bit finicky?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Am I getting a headache from all this nit picking?
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Am I getting razor burn from all this pit nicking?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Haven't you heard of Nair for Men?
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts
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Have you seen my head?
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Why? Did you lose it?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Hasn't this thread come to a head?
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Larry Bean Inner circle I'm digging enough holes for 2016 Posts
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Doesn't beer have a head?
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts
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Doesn't corn have ears?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Do taters have eyes?
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