And does the weaponry listen to what you advise?

Would you believe I'm careful where I point it?

Does that mean you use protection?

The ones used against the Spartans?

Wasn’t he talking more about Trojans?

Do you receive a commission for any sales or free samples?

Aren’t you glad that it’s a commission, rather than an emission?

Are you suggesting that you prefer polluting the environment rather than practice emission control?

Are you doubting that the commission of my emission in any position is currently in remission, thereby preventing transmission?

Is it a crime to dream that my rhymes are sublime, when no real esteem can be gleamed from these efforts of mine?

Whyever wouldst thou dreameth otherwise?

Why are you going back in time?

If he went forward in time wouldn't he get older?

Would that make him wiser?

Or possibly just a wisenheimer?

Or a zealous shoe lover called a Florsheimer?

Or an unfaithful cheater called a Twotimer?

Are you a rhymer no longer on a timer, but in your younger days as a primer could have been considered a chasing hymer?

Can either of you rhymers name the poet who wrote:

See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeez, I can't find my knees"?

Are you metamorphising this thread into the "Three Questions" thread?

Bob Dylan?

Visions of Johanna

Inside the museums, infinity goes up on trial
Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
But Mona Lisa musta had the highway blues
You can tell by the way she smiles
See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeez, I can't find my knees"
Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule
But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel