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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
My cat is pretty feisty one. But it likes to see me take up a challenge.
Day 3. Raspberry made a tiny noise today....things are getting better. |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Rupert...BAIR? BAIR?
I've been reading your last name as B-L-AIR. But it's not. It's BAIR! Whoah! I mean...Whoah! BAIR! Whoah! |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Somebody all ready beat me to Rupert Bear you see
Don't be scared Jeff, I'm not a real bear. |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Be more scared of the first, he can speak English.
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
Bears are cuddly. Bears are nice. Bears go skating, on the ice.
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Yay Its a bear..and its coming to Corona for its daily raspberry.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Corona, you just scared the POOPIE out of me!
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Whenever I walk in a London street,
I'm ever so careful to watch my feet; And I keep in the squares, And the masses of bears, Who wait at the corners all ready to eat The sillies who tread on the lines of the street Go back to their lairs, And I say to them, "Bears, Just look how I'm walking in all the squares!" And the little bears growl to each other, "He's mine, As soon as he's silly and steps on a line." And some of the bigger bears try to pretend That they came round the corner to look for a friend; And they try to pretend that nobody cares Whether you walk on the lines or squares. But only the sillies believe their talk; It's ever so 'portant how you walk. And it's ever so jolly to call out, "Bears, Just watch me walking in all the squares!" |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Your outta tune.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Maybe so but I've still ensured JEff will be hopping down the street like an eejit for the next 2 months.
My cat's here! He just sat on my knee and farted. George |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Haha.
1-0 to your cat for the raspberry challenge. Try and give it a raspberry. |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
There are bears in the gutter so be careful not to utter a sound, that might disturb.
From the mountains to the city, even down at Pismo Beach, you're never out of reach from a bear. BEARS, everywhere. Look out (Look out, look out) Look out (Look out, look out) BEARS, they don't care who they scare, you better beware! (There's more, but it was a long time ago and my memory is uncertain.)
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Bears in the gutter and crocodiles in the sewers. Its a messed up world.
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
Not to mention the galleries are full of monkey paintings.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Everything has gone to pot. What do we have? We have nothing. We are pointless now. |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
Can I get out of my car now? It's been three days, and I could use a double bacon cheeseburger or something. Actually, I could use a beer. But that wouldn't be pointless, would it?
jEfF |
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Josh the Superfluous Inner circle The man of 1881 Posts |
This has been questioned before. Do a search of the questions thread.
What do you want in a site? "Honesty, integrity and decency." -Mike Doogan
"I hate it, I hate my ironic lovechild. I didn't even have anything to do with it" Josh #2 |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
Beer sounds like Bear. Are you not afraid JEff?
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