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1?

I don't know, I'm just asking...
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2 because no two magicians can ever agree on exactly what move to use and how to do it.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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3. Because it always takes one to sit there and watch the other two fight over a method before he can come up with an "original" handling.
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4. because it takes one to sit there and watch the other two fight over a method before he can come up with an "original" handling, and a fourth to insist that his idea is not original but was used by Irving Schmuckman in his book "Schmuk Magic" published in 1603.
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5. Because each of them, being a typically tight-wadded magician, only owns one of the Tarbell books...and they are all certain that the directions for changing a light bulb are in Tarbell.
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6. One magician to hold the lightbulb and the other 5 to turn him clockwise to tighten it.
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7. One magician to hold the lightbulb and the other 5 to turn him clockwise to tighten it.

The 7th one to say he could have done it!





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8. One mentalist to insist that he doesn't need a magician to change a lightbulb.
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9. One mentalist with a flashlight who "Forsaw" the bulb burning out hence the flashlight.
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One illusionist and as many assistants as he can afford so he doesn't get dirty
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One escape artist... because we rule! We can do it while tied up, chained and thrown in the swimming pool
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One to tie Kyle up. One to chain Kyle up. One to throw Kyle into the pool. One to change the lightbulb. And Kyle. That makes four magicians.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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13. A committee of 50 magicians to sort through all the claims by mentalists who swear after the fact that they predicted it before the fact.
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NONE I want to perform that floating bill trick.
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ALL of them. They all screw up screwing in a a light bulb. They keep throwing it into their jock strap topits without even thinking about it.
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Uh...that wasn't funny. Sorry. I'm not good at this.

I mean, it wasn't offensive or anything (I don't think). It just wasn't funny. I try...I really try. But sometimes I fail. Actually, I fail a lot. And it makes me sad, and I feel sorry for myself and for the poor hungry people in the world, and for misguided cowboy philosophers who aren't even really cowboys or philosophers, and I weep. I weep for myself. I weep for those who pay attention to me.

So I apologize. Deeply. Humbly. Profoundly. Profusely.

Carry on.
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Is that before or after they pour the milk out of it?
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After the milk, but before floating the light bulb.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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The definitive answer is: Only two, but they have to be small enough to fit inside the bulb.
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One is named Phil A Mint
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