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Cody Comet
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None, just get some C or D list celeb's to do it for you, just like celebracadabra lol!
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Would they be judged???
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I guess that's where the magicians would come back in to try to teach them how to properly screw in a lightbulb which is a lot harder to do when one of the celebs is being forced to speak only in grunts while screwing in the bulb.
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If she grunts like that from screwing in a light bulb, imagine...
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1 mentilist and 1 magician so that when the magician gets it wrong the mentalist can say that if he had failed it would have only been an experiment but when magicans go wrong its a screw-up


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Best quote from a spectator"I know how he did that,it was sleight of hand"(spectator then sits back looking pleased with himself)
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One magician preceded by the front man to make the call, the crew to set up the ladder, the gaffer to set up the mic,The light and sound man to make sure another light is on, two assistants to hold the ladder, a full house to applaud, a stunt double to come down the ladder, the janitor to pick up the pieces, the valet parkers to steal all the cars because you don't have valet parking, and finally... the agent to tell everyone he discovered you... oh ... and the newspapers to cover this because it's a human interest story. oh.. and the stooge in the audience to start the standing ovation and finally, for real... the limo driver to whisk you away while the crew tears down and packs it in the truck.

Who'd I miss.... oh yeah... the wife or the gfriend waiting at home, who could care less, because you've told that same story about changing a light bulb a thousand times.

Does that sound about right?
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Screwing in a light bulb isn't magician's work.
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1... Ibean58
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I had a long answer typed up and ready to submit, but stoneunhingeds entry was funnier.

Ibean58 is right, magicians can't change lightbulbs. They would die of old age before correctly crediting all the people that have worked on the move before.

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What's a light bulb?
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Quote:
On 2008-05-29 13:45, ERIC wrote:
What's a light bulb?


Go to Ellusionist, they have the original. Or, if they don't, they have a pretty good knock-off...
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It only takes one magician to screw in the lightbulb, but a hundred kids on Youtube expose how it was done.
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What's a light bulb?

A light bulb is a bulb that's not heavy.....
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To learn how to screw in a lightbulb, you have to pay over $500 to go to a lightbulb screwing convention next week in my hometown that was formed from the combining of the conventions of the two major lightbulb screwing societys and people are swearing up and down that it is going to be a history making convention and I can't wait to go!
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Now are you a member of the AC lightbulb group. Or are you a member of the DC lightbulb group?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Or are you AC/DC?
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Are you asking if a magician is LIGHT in the loafers?
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Quote:
On 2008-07-14 23:43, magicoftomh wrote:
Are you asking if a magician is LIGHT in the loafers?


Is that a new kind of D-Lite?
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It changes color.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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If someone were light enough in their loafers - could they float?
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