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harris
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Harris Deutsch
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Last night a few blocks from the Nurses Appreciation Gig...there was a huge dump truck with a sign..GOT JUNK?

So I took the opportunity to clean out my car...

the actual line I used...walking down the table,leaned over and stage whispered..

"I cleaned out my car".

Any other bits you collected and used...(I know putting in new material is not for everyone..but I love the risk and the payoff..yes it doesn't always go over as good as this one)

Ones that I need to leave out...

My story of going from Therapist to Laughologist...

a client at a treatment center moved the first three letters of Therapist from the last six....(blank stares on that one)

Harris
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Sid Mayer
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Much as I decided to leave out the one about inadvertantly omitting the space after "pen" in "the pen is mightier than the sword."

Sid
All the world's a stage ... and everybody on it is overacting.
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There is a grey area were where a pun becomes too clever and ends up somewhere in between a joke and a crossword clue.

Nice work guys. Clever. But funny? Actually they're both rude so funny enough for me.

George
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Just because it happened doesn't mean it has to go into the "act".
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jay leslie
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Because of a house show I now start by asking if the audience is aware that I lost 20 pounds... they usually applaud... I continue... It's not really a diet, I get my exercise from dragging my show a quarter mile because some of you use two spaces to park your car....! ! !

You may use that one but just give me credit.

Jay
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