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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts 
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I would like at least 80% of things on this blog. I am so very very white.
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3553 Posts
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Funny very funny blog -the "living near water" is highly amusing...
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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I love the obscure stuff that is just spot on. Grammar. Micheal Gondrey. Being the only white person in a room. Scarves.
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts
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Singing comedians, shorts, bicycles...
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airship Inner circle In my day, I have driven 1594 Posts
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I'm white. I like that blog. Thank you very much. <-Showing white person manners.
'The central secret of conjuring is a manipulation of interest.' - Henry Hay
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RobertBloor Inner circle The Socialist Republic of the USA. 1051 Posts
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The article on grammar has to be the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government,"
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts
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I wish I knew more about my grammar. I wish I could down and talk to her right now.
By the way...isn't this artcle more telling about what other 'colors' don't like? Seeing as how it doesn't include that us honkys also like Music... Basketball...taking risks...gambling...word play...acting cool... and additionally ALL the things other colors like as well...so is it not the other 'colors' that are short changing themselves by limiting their likes? 
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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That was stupid.
Hate scarves - they're itchy. #97 Scarves New Balance is overpriced and too thin to fit me. #96 New Balance Shoes The dumbest sport on earth involving a ball. #95 Rugby Strongly against. #94 Free Healthcare I buy my music, thank you. #93 Music Piracy Huh? #92 Book Deals Worst city on the face of the planet - possibly excluding Paris #91 San Francisco Attending - no. Performing at them -yes. #90 Dinner Parties Eh, it's okay. I like the hats. #89 St. Patrick’s Day I think I've voiced my opinion on that enough times. #88 Having Gay Friends What's that? #87 Outdoor Performance Clothes I do not own 1 pair of shorts. #86 Shorts What's The Wire? #85 The Wire Doesn't everyone wear t-shirts? #84 T-Shirts I was homeschooled, my experience was fine. #83 Bad Memories of High School I'd respond to that, but I need to go to Wal-mart and I have an OPEC meeting af 3. #82 Hating Corporations Other people DON'T like graduating high school? That's just stupid. #81 Graduate School I'm sorry, rugby is the second dumbest sport involving a ball. #80 The Idea of Soccer What's "modern furniture"? I have a couch that folds out - is that "modern"? #79 Modern Furniture If you can speak more than one language correctly - good for you. #78 Multilingual Children Not a fan. #77 Musical Comedy I drink Diet Coke. #76 Bottles of Water I hate Canada. #75 Threatening to Move to Canada I don't know anyone named Oscar. #74 Oscar Parties Also known as progress. #73 Gentrification I've studied many broads in my life. #72 Study Abroad Gotta' love the collectivist mindset behind that one. #71 Being the only white person around Not a fan. Who would be? #70 Difficult Breakups *See "Difficult Breakups" responce. #69 Mos Def *See "Mos Def" responce. #68 Michel Gondry I don't go to concerts - I've never liked them. #67 Standing Still at Concerts Again, not a fan. #66 Divorce Not unless it's mud wrestling. #65 Co-Ed Sports Don't get me started. #64 Recycling PB&J 4 Life! #63 Expensive Sandwiches Getting off their fannies and getting a job. #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People I don't own a bike, though I should probably get one. #61 Bicycles Prius: No. #60 Toyota Prius That's another 'Don't get me started.' #59 Natural Medicine Notice received from Japan today -- "We have all your money. Please print more." #58 Japan Didn't like that movie. #57 Juno The entire world hates lawyers. #56 Lawyers "I'm sorry you're an idiot." #55 Apologies The magic bullet is pretty cool. So I'll take that one. #54 Kitchen Gadgets "Must Love Dogs" #53 Dogs Not a fan. #52 Sarah Silverman And the mosquitos - no thanks. #51 Living by the Water God, Satan, and white people all love irony. #50 Irony You mean old crap? #49 Vintage Why wouldn't I get the "whole" food? If I paid for it, I want the whole thing. #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops That'll get you a better table assignment at the Olive Garden. #47 Arts Degrees I don't read the New York Slimes. #46 The Sunday New York Times What's that? #45 Asian Fusion Food I don't listen to the trash on NPR. Hot Talk 560 KSFO! #44 Public Radio Fiddler on the Roof was okay. #43 Plays Yes, let's all poison ourselves. #42 Sushi Not a fan. #41 Indie Music Is an apple an apple product? #40 Apple Products Hollywood video. #39 Netflix Never seen it. It's made by that guy from Seinfeld, so I doubt it's funny. #38 Arrested Development That's fixing stuff right? #37 Renovations I like food in general. #36 Breakfast Places Colbert is funny on occasion. #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report Depends on the style. #34 Architecture Not a fan. #33 Marijuana Don't get me started. #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism Don't like snow. #31 Snowboarding Never been there. #30 Wrigley Field Hated the 80s. #29 80s Night . . .Okay, I'll give you that one. #28 Not having a TV Never been. #27 Marathons Ah, the muggings and corruption. #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) As I said before, I din't listen to the crap on NPR. #25 David Sedaris Not a fan. #24 Wine Not a fan. #23 Microbreweries I only have the one. #22 Having Two Last Names What's that? #21 Writers Workshops I am an expert on all cultures - that's just dripping with irony isn't it. #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture Depends where I'm going. #19 Traveling I like being aware of stuff- I don't like events for teh sole purpose of "raising awareness". #18 Awareness Eh, my parents are okay. #17 Hating their Parents If they're gifted - good for them. #16 Gifted Children Oh, let's not open that box Pandora. #15 Yoga Do I have any black friends? I don't know - I should ask if they're black or hispanic or whatever. #14 Having Black Friends Mr. T? #13 Tea Depends what they're non-profitting about. #12 Non-Profit Organizations I love girls of all races. #11 Asian Girls Never seen one. #10 Wes Anderson Movies Huh? What's wrong with outside? #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside That racist, liberal, manchurian candidate? Oh, sure, I love him. #8 Barack Obama I have a Harvard study that would beg to differ. #7 Diversity No pesticide = bugs on food = bugs burrowing into food = you eat bugs. #4 Organic Food Flea markets for organic food (they take the flea thing a bit too seriously). #5 Farmer’s Markets What? #4 Assists It's like a concert but a movie right? Again, not a fan. #3 Film Festivals I'm the same religion as my parents. #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to I don't drink coffee. #1 Coffee I guess I'm just not white.
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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gaddy Inner circle Agent of Chaos 3553 Posts
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One they forgot about, but will rectify in the future: "Talking about how 'not white' one is"...
*due to the editorial policies here, words on this site attributed to me cannot necessarily be held to be my own.*
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts
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On 2008-05-13 16:07, Dustin Baker wrote: White people hate that. That's why the last one always leaves.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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Way to suck the fun out of the room Dustin!
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Dustin Baker Inner circle California 1006 Posts
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On 2008-05-13 16:48, gaddy wrote: I fit plenty of the traditional "white" stereotypes, but these ones aren't about "white" people. They're about "blue-blood-country-club-liberal" people. Nicholas: That's what I do man! I find joy, and I strangle it!
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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Freak Prodigy Inner circle NYC & LA 1805 Posts
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On 2008-05-13 16:07, Dustin Baker wrote: Wow... Hmmmm. Yeah, the grammar and scarf, got me there.
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L Trunk Loyal user Australia 207 Posts
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I almost choked when I read about that getting a published on paper. It is unfunny and unintelligent whether it's straight or ironic. And the worst of these is unfunny. It's as obtuse as a horoscope. Oh wait! People lap those up everyday.
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JRob Veteran user Central South Carolina 395 Posts
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Heck, half of what they said about rugby was wrong anyway
"Jim Roberts, AKA: Professor Jay Rob "<br>
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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If you read the blog looking for an accuracy I think you've missed the point!
(I am happy to explain it you in private if you like...we white people can very discrete) |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts
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I believe we must turn to The Simpsons yet again to help explain the joke...
Comedian: Yo, check this out: black guys drive a car like this. [Leans back, as though his elbow were on the windowsill] Do, do, ch. Do-be-do, do-be-do-be-do. Yeah, but white guys, see, they drive a car like this. [Hunches forward, talks nasally] Dee-da-dee, a-dee-da-dee-da-dee-da-dee. [Audience howls with laughter] Homer: Ah ha ha, it's true, it's true! We're so lame! |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts
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The author seems a little confused.
#97 Scarves In Canada, everybody wears scarves, regardless of colour. #95 Rugby Wait till the Fijians and Samoans find out that they're white. #94 Free Healthcare This is weird. Oh I get, he's only talking about American white people... #91 San Francisco Hmm. A quarter of a million San Franciscans who call themselves "Asian" will be shocked to learn the news. #88 Having Gay Friends What? #86 Shorts This explains the NBA, I guess. #84 T-Shirts Hadn't noticed a colour barrier here. #83 Bad Memories of High School All those Aboriginal kids from residential schools are white? #82 Hating Corporations Hugo Chavez? #80 The Idea of Soccer Guess that explains its popularity in South America, Africa and Asia. #78 Multilingual Children All those Africans are white? Who knew? #75 Threatening to Move to Canada So that explains all the expatriot Africans, Indians and Asians I'll see today. #64 Recycling ???? #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People Good thing Nelson Mandela has never spoken on this issue. #61 Bicycles Don't suppose you've been to China, have you? #60 Toyota Prius Ever been to Japan? #58 Japan The Japanese are white? #53 Dogs Probably the first animal domesticated in every inhabited place on earth. #51 Living by the Water Those Indonesians; they're so white. #50 Irony #43 Plays They don't attend plays in Africa or Asia? #42 Sushi More white Japanese, I see. #34 Architecture The Taj Mahal #33 Marijuana Louis Armstrong? Snoop Dogg? #31 Snowboarding Have you ever been to a ski hill and looked at who's boarding? #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture ??? #15 Yoga All those white Indians. #14 Having Black Friends Don't Black people have Black friends? #13 Tea China. India. Japan. #4 Assists OK most pro hockey players are white, I'll give you that one. #1 Coffee Those Arabs and Turks. Who knew? John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Vandy Grift Inner circle Milwaukee 3504 Posts
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It's just a joke. I don't anyone takes it so seriously that we need to suck all the humor out of it.
In the immortal words of Sergeant Hulka: Lighten up, Francis. I know, I know, a lot of folks don't think it's funny. They think it's at best un-funny and at worst offensive. I know, I know. No, seriously, I know.
"Get a life dude." -some guy in a magic forum
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Justin Style Inner circle 2010 Posts
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Who you calling whitey, N*****? Who you calling N*****, whitey? Sly Stone.
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