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harris
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My latest thought that brought a smile..no laugh and untried/developed..as of yet till now)

30 is the new 20....(as related to the price I paid) at the pump)

60 is the new 40....

any ideas on how to develop this into a bit...

and other than brocolli what still gives you a bang for your gas buck?
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magicoftomh
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I couldn't afford the $3.89 9/10 gas for my Chrysler minivan. So I bought a can of beans.

<insert shameless plug for $2.99 gas promotion at Chrysler/Jeep dealers, since I sell Chryslers and Jeeps>
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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Dustin Baker
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My choice this month was between gas and rent. . . so I returned the car to Budget and bought the gas instead.
Think inside the box. . . it's less crowded.
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My Volkswagen requires Premium fuel which as you know comes at a premium cost - at least 20 cents a gallon higher per gallon than regular. At least I get 30-33 mpg.
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Be glad you don't have a VW diesel. Great fuel economy at $4.79/gallon. Suddenly, my Chrysler minivan doesn't look so hateful at the pump.
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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I call a tow truck at least 5 times a week. No my car doesn't break down. I just feel it is cheaper then having to buy gas.

I saw a bum the other day wearing a sign that said, "Wife and 2 cars to feed"

For vacation this year we thought it would just be cheaper to mail the car there.

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