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TonyMc
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Here's a gag I wrote some time ago, but never did anything with it. If you can use it - help yourself.

My dad used to work in the reptile house at the zoo and got bitten on the backside by a venomous snake. His assistant shouted "Has anyone got an antidote?" Dad said "Get me a doctor, this is no time for funny stories!"

Cheers Tony
Larry Bean
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LOL. That's good.
magicgeorge
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Nice pun!

You could probably shorten the presentation. It's a bit Bob Monkhouse.
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He said Monkhouse.....
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I had a good gag once.

I was choking on stage.

I tried to find someone to help as fast as my feet could carry me.

It was a RUNNING GAG!
Here's hoping everything you do hits the BULLSEYE!

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